"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Ain't it supposed to feel tighter?

Sexual

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Symp yo. You're not acting like a DJ.

When girls betray my trust, I go out and find another girl.

Look at you, you're the one chasing her, wondering what she's doing.... is she buggin on you? No.

Expect that she is and protect your heart. A friend once told me that if you go out and have a good time and you cheat first, you have nothing to ***** about when you find out she was doing exactly what you thought she was.

Either that or just dump the hoe because she isn't doing what you want her to. You're the man, act like it.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Julian

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her puzzys been tampered with.
 

everywomanshero

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Wait a minute....

I think this guy is paranoid. She may or may not be cheating, but I don't think you're going to determine this by measuring, much less "feeling", the size of her vaginal cavity.

Thanks for the laugh. I needed it today.
 

mrRuckus

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Originally posted by Plain & Simple

So today we had sex for the first time in 2 weeks exacly, now she says that she doesnt masturbate and she hasnt had her period, yet , when i went in, she wasnt tight, she was really like she is when we have sex day after day...and normally when we spend this amount of time without sex it feels way tighter...

Maybe your penis shrank.
 

Good_ol_boy

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She's doin' a guy who's whang is three times the size of your's!!

Seriously, "I dont wanna sound like im insecure or non of that, its just things are kinda fishy, i think ima go thru her phone though"

The trust is gone. Doesn't matter if she is seeing someone else or not. Move on!!
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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nishbuk

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Re: Re: Ain't it supposed to feel tighter?

Originally posted by mrRuckus
Maybe your penis shrank.
ROFL
 

penkitten

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Originally posted by Plain & Simple
I Was wondering ....today i was having sex with my girl and lately ive been suspecting that she could probably be cheating on me, cause i call her and she doesnt pick up the phone, she doesnt return phone calls like before and whatnot. that was in the past couple of weeks.

So today we had sex for the first time in 2 weeks exacly, now she says that she doesnt masturbate and she hasnt had her period, yet , when i went in, she wasnt tight, she was really like she is when we have sex day after day...and normally when we spend this amount of time without sex it feels way tighter...

IS there the chance that she could be fukin somebody else? ofcourse when i ask her she gets mad, but really, things dont add up.

Shes also being making the same exucuse that she made at the beginning of the RL about he dad wont let her go out , and she just pulled with this now again, after she got over that obstacle months ago, cause we have been going out at night and whatnot now all of the sudden she cant.

I dont wanna sound like im insecure or non of that, its just things are kinda fishy, i think ima go thru her phone though:D
is this the same girl from the other thread that feels comfortable coming to your house and doesnt wanna have sex?

if so , dude, shes prolly already found someone else and that is the summary of both these threads.
 

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Originally posted by Plain & Simple
^^Im not unhappy, i could be happier but im far from unhappy, the only thing that bothers me is her attitude, getting mad for anything, even over her own lies, but shes slowed that down, and like i said like now i call she always pick up or calls me back within 5 mins.
Gets angry at her own lies? ahhh, dude you have a manipulative ***** on your hands!
 
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