"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Ahhh, how cute, your first porn....

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Alyssa Milano.......:rockon:
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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The Truth

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Barbie!

I spent many lonely days stripping her off, oiling her up, bending her into various positions.

(for the record, they were my sister's dolls!)
 

Desdinova

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Stephanie Tanner from Full House
Yeah, Jodie Sweetin! I had a bit of a thing for her too. I had a thing for DJ (Candace Cameron) before, but she turned into a tubby b1tch on the show.

Check out current pics of the girl who played "Kimmy". She turned out pretty damn nice!
 

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I think my first "porn" was in the forth grade. ****ing hot Chinese girl in my class. At least, hot by 4th grade standards; she had breasts. Ah, the begining of my Asian obsession. XD
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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S1NN3R

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Jennifer Connelly in Labrynth

Mia Sara in Legend

Robin Wright in The Princess Bride

Kate Mulgrew (yes, good ol' Capt Janeway) in Mrs. Columbo

And of course, Natalie Portman in The Professional (hey, she may have been 12, but I was only 14, so it was ok)
 

Create Reality

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My first infatuation? Had to be the Penthouse models in my older brother's stash LOL
 

Caesar20

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an issue of a german porn magazine (playboy-like) that i found one day while cycling.
(i started masturbating very late, 16 or 17-ish, mind you)
my mother found it though, i forget in once on the floor of my room :blush: didn't saw it since.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Phyzzle

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Same as Mr. Tits: McFly's mum = Lea Thompson. She was in some horrible movies, but hot when she was young.
 

Scrumtulescence

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I always wanted to be the dude in the movie Mannequin as a kid. For some reason I had an obsession with that movie, watched it all the time. I think it was partially because I had a huge thing for the blonde mannequin chick.
 

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I've jerked off to at least 1000 different women... The first time I jerked it was this girl I had a wet dream about... I can't remember really jerking to famous women... I did jerk to the sports illustrated swin suit video when I was a kid. My family was uber christian, so when the swim suit video came in from the mail my mom wouldn't let me have it and she trashed it. The next morning I ran to the edge of the street to get my fking tape before the garbage man got it, and I jerked to it everyday for 3 months...
 

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Jules Asner from "E! Wild On"
 

SELF-MASTERY

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Duke said:
Jules Asner from "E! Wild On"
how could i forget she was cute, but brooke was hot and the only reason why i stayed up until 3am watching that ****ty show
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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