"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Ah yes...The myspace Boyfriend Application

42-Colrath

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I have an itchy trigger finger when it comes to letting girls know my interest for them. So, I ask you intelligent sosuavers what your opinion is on those myspace bf apps out there. You know, the ones that go will you kiss me, will you go out with me etc.? Is this just a test placed by the girl to weed out the pathetic guys from the true men or is it a genuinely good way to show your interest for her?
I think myspace should burn in hell. Its just another variable like AIM that can screw with your game
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Rocko

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to be honest, i dont know since i just made a myspace like 2 days ago and am still gettin used to it, most of the people here don't use myspace because of that last part, but i find it REALLY easy to be ****y funny and closer to girls that i haven't seen in a while (whether it be that they changed schools or i saw them at a praty back in my AFC days)
 

KontrollerX

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Those applications are just bullsh!t those b!tches do to pass the time.

They don't mean anything.

They are the new time wasting equivalent to cross word puzzles.
 

SynapsyS

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Reply to it, with a simple;

"No, because you posted this."

That'll sort them out. And who knows, she might take the bait and ask why not. Game on.
 
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