"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Ah! The World Cup, So many games, so Little Time!

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Wow! Germany has some strong guns!

Mexico played an splendid technical game against Iran.

The Czechs taught the US they aren't #5 in the World. FIFA Sucks for this!

The Japs againts the Aussies were a surprise on the 1st goal.

Germany here I come!!! Sarging Germany FRs coming right up! LOL!

-Sapiens
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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There were not any Aussie girls to sarge in Australia last night as there eyes were all affixed to Harry Kewell, :mad: :yes:
 
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KoalaKing said:
There were not any Aussie girls to sarge in Australia last night as there eyes were all affixed to Harry Kewell, :mad: :yes:
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Not to worry mate, you can always work backup in a pinch. You are there he is in Germany. LOL

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England FIFA ranking is 2nd.....after Brazil. Will be good to see the current champs in action tonight. Rooney 70% fit and should be fit for sweden. Hopefully we wont need him til last 16.

COME ON ENGLAND!
 
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Tomatoes said:
England FIFA ranking is 2nd.....after Brazil. Will be good to see the current champs in action tonight. Rooney 70% fit and should be fit for sweden. Hopefully we wont need him til last 16.

COME ON ENGLAND!
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Hmmm, don't know, they looked kinda weak against Paraguay....

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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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