"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Age limit and dating.

what is your age range preferance.

  • 3 years older or younger

    Votes: 5 21.7%
  • 4 years older or younger

    Votes: 4 17.4%
  • 2 years older or younger

    Votes: 3 13.0%
  • I'll f*ck anything with a vagina within a 5 mile radius.

    Votes: 9 39.1%
  • Undisclosed a.k.a pedophile

    Votes: 2 8.7%

  • Total voters
    23
  • Poll closed .
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What is your age range or limit when it comes to dating women? do you believe in such a boundary?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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penkitten

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i think it really depends on the ages of the people and their maturity levels.
 
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.......................................................ok.
 

Jariel

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I'm 28 and dating a 21 year old. Have dated 20 year olds this year too and they seem to like the fact that I'm an older guy. I'd happily date someone 10 years older too.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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piranha45

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for long-term dating, anyone ~18 or older would do. for short term **** stuff, breaking puberty would suffice if it werent for those damned laws.
 

aftershock

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16 (legal in UK) up to 45 or so.

My boss at work is in her early 40s and I'd love to bang her.
 

Page

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I won't touch underage most of the time, so 18 is the youngest I'll go. The only exception would be a 17 Y.o. who would be turning 18 soon.
 

piranha45

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Originally posted by aftershock

My boss at work is in her early 40s and I'd love to bang her.
heh welcome to the club. i wouldnt date my bosses tho. but in my mind, if they ever wanted a offtime session.... :)
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Capt.Jack Sparrow

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Age is just a number. =]

BUT
I wouldnt go for anyone thats like younger than 14 cause than it'll make me look bad.
 

Levex

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Since i'm 19, i'd say i would DATE someone who's 17-35(i like older women a lot). for just sex,a 16 y/o would do too. Nothing younger than that though, its a lil creepy to me.
 
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