"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Age Difference Comeback

Crissco

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If a women usually says shes too old for me or anything along those lines I usually respond with........"Thats what I thought, you wouldn't be able to keep up with me being athletic and all, let me call my grandma shes more ur speed!!"


Got me 2 dates, and a lay from a 47 year old, but when I think about it, its a fu*king **** thing to say. Can anyone think of anything better I can come back with?
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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PrettyBoyAJ

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I'm currently dating a 30 year old. When she says anything about my age I have three lines.

I'm young but I'm experienced.
I'm young but my d*ck grown up.
I'm young and I'm fun.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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TempestNight

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It's really simple.

Don't make it sound like it's your fault for being young. Make it sound like it's her fault for being old, but do it in a teasing way with a big grin on your face of course.
 
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