"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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After yesterday evening, I pity all you american men.

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OC Speedball said:
OP is jealous as hell that he lives in an inferior country. /thread
There is no such thing as an inferior or superior country, only countries who spend trillions of dollars in weaponry and warfare so that they can bully other countries, deplete their resources, and claim to be the best countries in the world at the expense of innocent people. It is dense propaganda for which most people fall. Patriotism is a tool used to demonize people from other countries while simultaneously fostering xenophobia. Don't believe all the things people tell you--think outside the box.

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If anyone says that they can't handle American women then their game needs work.
That's not necessarily true. There are women in the United States that have ingested too much of the feminist propaganda in the mainstream media and U.S. and global society at large. Difficult women are all over the planet; a woman's personality is not completely dependent upon her nationality. It is based more on areas including, but not limited to: culture, beliefs, biological predispositions, environmental factors, socioeconomic status, and the way in which she was raised.

Keep being money,

-Robyn
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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it does seem like there is problem with women here in the US. theres a lot of propaganda out there of guys complaining about american women, mostly because feminism has a strong presence here and we have a pretty ****ed up society to begin with. the women here are conditioned differently than other countries. for example, disney and their fantasy movies have made them believe that they all deserve to marry a prince and their fantasies will come true. that they can have their cake and eat it too.
many guys will claim that foreign women are much better especially asians. im not sure if thats true or not myself. there are some mean *****es here, thats all i know.
 

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Robyn923b said:
There is no such thing as an inferior or superior country, only countries who spend trillions of dollars in weaponry and warfare so that they can bully other countries, deplete their resources, and claim to be the best countries in the world at the expense of innocent people. It is dense propaganda for which most people fall. Patriotism is a tool used to demonize people from other countries while simultaneously fostering xenophobia. Don't believe all the things people tell you--think outside the box.



That's not necessarily true. There are women in the United States that have ingested too much of the feminist propaganda in the mainstream media and U.S. and global society at large. Difficult women are all over the planet; a woman's personality is not completely dependent upon her nationality. It is based more on areas including, but not limited to: culture, beliefs, biological predispositions, environmental factors, socioeconomic status, and the way in which she was raised.

Keep being money,

-Robyn
Robyn!! What a post! *claps*
 

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Robyn923b said:
I think this thread stopped being interesting to others when they couldn't flame me for being German anymore.

I also think it's interesting how they jumped straight to "you can't handle American women" from the simple story of one war pig who caught me off-guard :)
 
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"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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EastWind said:
I think this thread stopped being interesting to others when they couldn't flame me for being German anymore.

I also think it's interesting how they jumped straight to "you can't handle American women" from the simple story of one war pig who caught me off-guard :)
It's not about being German, Australian, or any nationality. It is about the culture and the social expectations people think they should have for themselves. I am sure Germany is another world compared to the United States; I have actually met quite a few foreign women and they have been some of the biggest sweethearts I have met. On the other hand, I have also met desirable American women. And although, you cannot draw a conclusion from a small group of people that is not representative of the United States, women here do tend to have an entitlement problem.
 

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Don't even sweat it, EastWind. You only wounded the thin skins of some American men that suddenly decided to pedestalize and defend their homegrown female whales after a simple, rational observation from a non-American.

It's ok. Your only mistake to these hypocrites was being German while doing it. ;)

~ Senzoi

EastWind said:
I'm going to make the *probable* mistake of defending myself here:

Seriously? I see posts *****ing about american women up and down this forum, comparing them to indonesian or philipinian girls because those are supposedly so much better wife material. Not saying all those posts are true, but all I did was make an observation. I'll give you guys that "pity" is a strong word, but assuming what you've got over there is somehow represented by what I saw here - and with about 60 people going to college, I would say I have at least a somewhat accurate representation of the college student landscape - then I would say it is fitting.



In your quote of my post, you conveniently ignored the part where she started being a ***** for no good reason other than the fact she got one-upped. In any case, I've never had a girl try to actually SLAP me for talking back to her. I was slow to figure it out because it was a first for me. Also, I was never trying to get anywhere with her, at first it was a contest and then I just felt like teasing her for being a *****. Admittedly, it would have been more mature to just ignore her. Mea culpa.



I've known five years of these american students, and it keeps getting worse. Also, I've been to the US - it wasn't as bad, but close.



So... what exactly are you doing here, right now? Getting laid? Writing up a field report instead of getting laid? Give me a break.



.. if you don't go for the bottom of the barrel, but rather the middle-class girls and up (I'm generalizing here), you'll at least get polite girls who'll let you down in a nice way. Plus, if you have a somewhat basic understanding of what signs to watch for, you won't get drawn into any ugly games. I've only ever dealt with one or two crazy chicks... nothing as bad as stalking or BPD or anything, though. In general, the signs are pretty clear, if you're not wearing pink glasses.

They are rather difficult, though.
 
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