After sex

[MuscleDude]

Why do we want to push the chick out of bed after sex?

 

[Eternal]

More room to roll over during the night.

 

[Ofus]

Originally posted by MuscleDude
Why do we want to push the chick out of bed after sex?

I give up why?

 

[-Zero_h0uR-]

Usually after the first round, I let her stay in bed... In fact, I don't kick her out until way after round 5 or 6.

 

[MuscleDude]

Re: Re: After sex

Originally posted by Ofus
I give up why?

I really have no idea. Thats why I am asking. I think it may be a chemical reaction in the brain after sex. I know sometimes I tell my wife to get out of the room completely. Most of the time though I am nice and just push her off the bed and tell her you were great but can I just get a little room here.

 

[htemorp]

I get up and watch tv or play video games.

Maybe this is why she doesn't put out as much anymore.

 

[Starman]

Madonna wh0re complex..you get disgusted with her after sex..because she isnt "pure" anymore

 

[Howie Farkes]

So she makes a wet patch on the floor instead of the mattress?

 

[htemorp]

My ex always wonder why I always wash the bed covers when she comes back from work...it's sickening to be laying on her wet spot.

 

[A1SteakSauce]

B/c you're not horny anymore and she looks like a fat wet hairy smelly . . . you get the pic. And, the chemical levels change and make you feel a bit nasty.

A1

 

[jakethasnake]

The smell! Oh lord -- that godawful pungent smell of stale puzzy juice on the sheets! YUCK!

 

[htemorp]

Dude, and she wonders why I jump out of the bed to shower then video games.

 

[Paul Owen]

This all rings so true. I thought it was just me. Whenever I have had sex with some girl she always wants to hug for ages. To be honest it is the last thing I want. I always feel kind of bad and disgusted and just want to jump in the shower and then not see the lucky lady for a little while.

I think its obviously all to do with how controlled we are by our sex drive. The things we do when we are horny (going down on a girl) just seem disgusting after we have shot our load. Bashing off is so much simpler.

 

[Umbra]

Whoa, I sometimes experience that feeling, too! I thought I was just being a pr1ck. That's a fascinating theory, Starman.

 

[DJ Logic]

Have to disagree

I actually enjoy the cuddling part. Makes me feel all warm and fuzzy. I love the smell of a woman´s neck after sex. Must be the pheremones or something. We agree on the mess factor, but I keep a couple of towels handy so we can both dry off and lay on the clean side of the bed (i have a king size so that helps) Once we are done with the joy of the afterglow and usually after a nap, I get up, throw her clothes in her face and tell her to get the fukk out! The funny part is they always come back for more. Not sure if it is for the sex or the cuddles...

 

[Sir Shags Alot]

Depends on how hot the chick is....my booty calls i make sleep on the couch or floor! I usually jump in the shower after sex, then go play video games. Besides the girl is usually dead asleep a couple minutes after we finish!

 

[ShortTimer]

Christ, I was trying to eat lunch when I read this... ugh puzzy stank stories and lunch don't mix

 

[Lionheart]

Starman is on the money - that's why some people are impotent with their true love, you don't want to defile them, it's a real shame that social conditioning and religion have made us feel so guilty (and everyone feels slightly guilty deep down) about sex.

 

[InLawsHateMe]

Originally posted by jakethasnake
The smell! Oh lord -- that godawful pungent smell of stale puzzy juice on the sheets! YUCK!

What kind of women are you dating Jake, WHOA!! ...obviously, you've never dated a blonde, their jizz don't stink. j/k.


My guess is, we want them to fix us something to eat, and do our dishes, grab us a wash rag, cuz we too tired to use the corner of the sheets, grab our smokes from the living room? *shrugs*

 

[FlyGuy]

*shrug* I've never had that urge. I usually just want to keep going I don't mind the cuddling either. The wet spot is the worst though...