"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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After prom

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my date wanted to do something after prom, but i have no idea what to do. Im thinking we would both be tired after prom but... maybe we wont. she said she wanted to do something ith me other than party ( but im not gona be getting any :( ) so do u guys know of any places that we can go to?

i was thinking maybe the beach, but what could we do there?

need suggestions!!! :up:
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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btw afterwards, we r gona go to the hotel with a lot of my friends and we r gona party a lil bit there then go to sleep
 
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Um, I think she wants to have sex with you after prom.
 
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She's just as uncomfortable with her sexuality as you are. Don't worry.
 
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You could go rollerblading in spandex, watch the sunset together while drinking pina coladas, watch brokeback mountain with her and all your guy friends, in your underwear, or you could be a man and just find a secluded spot and put your thing in her.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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