"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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After Consulting My Doctor I Got the Vax Today

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Feel awful about it tbh but my reasoning is if I trust my doctor for my health I gotta trust my doctor for my health. Anyhow we will see in the next week or two if anything happens. It was the moderna
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Modern Man Advice

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Feel awful about it tbh but my reasoning is if I trust my doctor for my health I gotta trust my doctor for my health. Anyhow we will see in the next week or two if anything happens. It was the moderna
I respect that decision. Keep us updated on any side effects or if all is well.

Modern Man Advice
 

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Plus I’m already borderline autistic so what can happen?
Don’t worry so much. Moderna is the best vax out there according to my internal medicine Specialist son-in-law. Took it myself starting last Jan. Feeling normal and fine since.
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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Don’t worry so much. Moderna is the best vax out there according to my internal medicine Specialist son-in-law. Took it myself starting last Jan. Feeling normal and fine since.
Anecdotes aren’t facts ;)

In all seriousness, I totally lost all respect for most medical professionals today. I went to the hospital because my leg was numb for an hour. When I told them I didn’t have my vaccine they gave me the dirtiest looks and made me wait hours despite the possibility I could have had a stroke. Just despicable.

I only trust my doctor since he doesn’t try to shame or make me fearful when he talks about it. So I did it because of him but most medical professionals are pieces of sh!t imo. There’s no reason to treat someone like garbage just because they are hesitant to get the vax.
 

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There’s no reason to treat someone like garbage just because they are hesitant to get the vax.
Well, you walked into the hospital
You were unvaxxed and let them know that fact.
They saw you as a health risk from that point forward and took appropriate action.
 

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I think this term gets thrown around so much, and applied unnecessarily. Like PTSD. The way you communicate is still normal. I don't think most people that throw around autisic has meet someone that had it. I knew someone that had social autism(which was a mild version of it). It was like talking to a brick wall. No carrying on of conversation, no showing of any kind of emotion to what was being said, no sign of interest or disinterest. If you had autistic traits there's no way you would be a good salesman.
Thanks man. I’m just joking of course.
 

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Well, you walked into the hospital
You were unvaxxed and let them know that fact.
They saw you as a health risk from that point forward and took appropriate action.
No that’s not appropriate action. Being angry and shaming someone isn’t appropriate action. You want to quarantine me fine, I was wearing a mask, supposedly that protects people. But I’m a health risk? The BS is off the charts with you types.
 

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But I’m a health risk?
You walk into a hospital unvaxxed, potentially having a contagious disease, and they haven’t tested you yet, your answer is YES.
Try to learn how hospitals operate under pandemic conditions before offering criticism.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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You walk into a hospital unvaxxed, potentially having a contagious disease, and they haven’t tested you yet, your answer is YES.
Try to learn how hospitals operate under pandemic conditions before offering criticism.
I know how they operate, I went to one today as I mentioned. The point is they were inhumane, and didn’t have to be. I would have gotten the vax long before if they hadn’t been such nazis about it. They should go for effectiveness in Their persuasive strategy rather than what they do.

Only reason I began to consider getting the vac before was because my brother who got the vax and is the most unhealthy guy I know hasn’t died from it. So that made me question things. Not the anger and shame filled vomit people like you spew.
 

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Dude you won’t believe the 5G coverage you’re going to get!



Feel awful about it tbh but my reasoning is if I trust my doctor for my health I gotta trust my doctor for my health. Anyhow we will see in the next week or two if anything happens. It was the moderna
 

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Feel awful about it tbh but my reasoning is if I trust my doctor for my health I gotta trust my doctor for my health. Anyhow we will see in the next week or two if anything happens. It was the moderna
Here's a video of Celebrities getting the vaccine, look at you all trendy

 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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And when I told my brother (the one who is skinny and works at an arcade but somehow does well with women and he is all hung ho and got both his shots already) anyhow when I told him he gets all judgy and says “why?” Fml
 
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Should be noted I’m not registered as an R or a D. I have no pony in the race, but the meme was too tempting not to post.
 

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Well if I’ve learned one thing from this: no matter what I do, people always gonna hate me, so I should only do things for my own purposes. If you’re hated not matter what: be yourself
 
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