"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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After 7months ex girlfriend recently tell me she loves me.

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She never told me this before until now.. I wonder why?

If all goes according to plan this will be the third time well be together.

Save the don't get back together with her advice I probably won't listen.

All I want to ask is.
Do you guys think I'll bang her this time?

And how do I go about banging her?

She's still a virgin.

..

This will probably back fire but it's worth the challenge.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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fvcks sake...

send her a text...'love me enough to have me deep inside you? ' and you will have your answer
 
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SamTheHobit said:
She never told me this before until now.. I wonder why?

If all goes according to plan this will be the third time well be together.

Save the don't get back together with her advice I probably won't listen.

All I want to ask is.
Do you guys think I'll bang her this time?

And how do I go about banging her?

She's still a virgin.

..

This will probably back fire but it's worth the challenge.
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:nono: why do niggaz waste their time and bandwidth telling us sh!t like we care

do what you're going to do and stop been an attention wh()re


pu$$y a$$ CUUM bucket:nono: some sh!t you can keep to your yourself f@ggot
 
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**** you Sonny. I.get tired of boys like you passing themselves off as men using harsh words to dismiss someone out of contempt. Being frustrated enough to call a man out his name because he's honest enough to tell you he won't.do things your way is beyond egotistical. You're ALL ego. You lack the patience and hindsight to be a truly mature man.
 
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disgustipated said:
**** you Sonny. I.get tired of boys like you passing themselves off as men using harsh words to dismiss someone out of contempt. Being frustrated enough to call a man out his name because he's honest enough to tell you he won't.do things your way is beyond egotistical. You're ALL ego. You lack the patience and hindsight to be a truly mature man.
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listen pu$$y hole i'm not trying to man for you thats the sperm donor you call a father that's his job i don't play with kids that aren't mine

so run a long little afc sperm drinker

b!tch I"M the enemy of man kind

have a nice day
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Retardation of the so called "saints"
 
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SamTheHobit said:
She never told me this before until now.. I wonder why?

If all goes according to plan this will be the third time well be together.

Save the don't get back together with her advice I probably won't listen.

All I want to ask is.
Do you guys think I'll bang her this time?

And how do I go about banging her?

She's still a virgin.
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Aw, teenage love. So cute. :flowers:
 
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SamTheHobit said:
She never told me this before until now.. I wonder why?

If all goes according to plan this will be the third time well be together.

Save the don't get back together with her advice I probably won't listen.

All I want to ask is.
Do you guys think I'll bang her this time?

And how do I go about banging her?

She's still a virgin.

..

This will probably back fire but it's worth the challenge.
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1. Ignore
2. Get back in good with her

Pick one
 
SamTheHobit

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Zarky you cuckold.
 
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