"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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AFC to leave an out?

Nethel

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So I asked a girl from one of my classes right after our exam, and got the "we'll talk" response. I had told her Friday, but it came and went. No big deal... I've got other things to do. The plot thickens when my sister and I go to rent a movie that night (it just so happens one of my sister's friend's older sister is best friends with the girl - got all that?) and she mentions the girl saying something about needing to call me.

Now, I've known her for more than 3 years, and she can be a ***** sometimes, but this doesn't seem like her. The way I see it, I've got two options: one, call her up and say, "When someone says we'll talk, that implies some sort of communication" and go from there, basically being an ass about her not calling; or, two, I can say something like "busy Memorial weekend?" and be kind and leave her an out to make excuses.

In all, I'm not overly worried about dating her, it would be nice though. I'm more interested in what broke down between us. Any suggestions?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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j8snx1

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well if her best friend was told by the girl you're into that she "needs to call you" then let HER call. meanwhile, catch up on life and go do some fun stuff and maybe you can talk about it over the phone.
 

LikRetsam

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Quit acting like a little b1tch.
 
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