AFC to DJ

[Ernest Scared Steve]

What's up sosuave

I was watching Ernest Scared Stupid with my younger brothers tonight and my mom and dad. My little brother's name is Matt but we call him Steve. That's where this name comes from.

So basically I need to become a DJ. Right now I think I am an AFC but I'm not sure. I have been going to church for a long time and was hoping that a girl would start coming that I could date. But that hasn't happened yet and I have been going every Sunday since I was a little kid.

I know that most of you don't like married people but I would like to find a wife. I don't want a bad one so that is why I am trying to find a Christian wife. Until then, I can't have any sex because it is a sin, and I know that most of you guys don't like that either.

So where should I start trying to become a DJ? I have read most of the Bible and the things on this forum. Maybe I could do 5 cold approaches a week?

 

[HeyPachuco!]

Yes become a DJ, invest in dat dere soundsytem brah. I got a couple of techniks myself.

 

[HeyPachuco!]

I'm sorry for 'trolling' and 'flaming' , but if he tells you to scream and yell at the girl. Don't do it.

Lolwot? Who was screaming and yelling at their girl? Maybe you should invest a software to help your comprehension reading skills?

And just lol at your self-righteous sorrowful apology "I'm sorry for trolling and flaming".

You flame my own thread with your non-coherent adolescent dribble and then follow me around a forum.

Go get it up Scott, and then go away.

 

[Ernest Scared Steve]

I just wanted someone to tell me how to be a DJ

 

[HeyPachuco!]

I apologize for being a moron.

the point she doesn't want to get back to you pretty much sums it up, she's getting railed by another guy

my ex simply didn't know how to do a handjob

Seriously man, no hard feelings, have a nice day.

Sigh...Just sigh.

 

[BeDJ]

Good thing you guys chose to amog each other in a pointless thread.

 

[Ernest Scared Steve]

Thank you Scott.

Before I get all uptight about this sex issue and a religion, I think it's more important to get a hang on myself. I started to read the DJ bible (not the other Bible) and I think I have a lot of work to do if what it says is true. It sounds like I don't know what I am doing at all.

For a long time I have had the feeling that I am a looser. I don't have a lot of friends and have a lot of bad habits. And I'd like to fix myself if possible. I know it is hard but I can't keep living my life like this.

I read things on this website and I can't understand how people can do them. People going cold approaching these women and on another website I read about these things called openers that are just, I don't even know how guys say them. Dbot would just ask girls he didn't even know if they would like to have sex and he didn't even get in trouble! Is that really all there is to it?

Basically, I have a terrible life and need to find a way to make it better. I can't keep being such a loser. What are some things I can do right now to help fix my life?

 

[Purefilth]

Hey Ernest scared steve,firstly, welcome, second, create a new thread with the same topic, you might get some answers, these two obviously don't have the manners/ self control to give you the help you need and would rather squabble like a pair of 13 year old girls trying to 1up each other on your thread.