AFC funny stuff

[tomyv]

I got a phone call from one of my buddies last night, trying to make plans for the weekend. I plan on going to a car race this weekend, and didn't go out last weekend. Decided to take some time off the dj'ing scene. Wanted to save up some cash.

Anyway, the guys I go out with are so terrified of girls that I haven't seen one of them hook up in the last year, while I hook up usually at least once a weekend.

Anyway, after the convo with my boy, he calls me back and tells me that they decided that they will pay for me if I'll go, lmfao. It's not like I can't afford it. Then he proceeds to tell me that if I don't go, they have no chance of meeting women. I could do nothing but laugh at them.

I guess this DJ stuff can pay off more ways than one.

Yet they refuse to listen to me when I try to teach them how this stuff works.

 

[ZeeOwl]

Originally posted by tomyv
Anyway, after the convo with my boy, he calls me back and tells me that they decided that they will pay for me if I'll go, lmfao. It's not like I can't afford it. Then he proceeds to tell me that if I don't go, they have no chance of meeting women. I could do nothing but laugh at them.

I guess this DJ stuff can pay off more ways than one.

Yet they refuse to listen to me when I try to teach them how this stuff works.

Sounds like they're clearly asking you to take advantage of them. If that's how they behave with girls, they're in deeper than I was at my worst. At least I was subtle about it. Poor guys...

 

[So pimp its scary]

oops... double post.

 

[So pimp its scary]

Please, do your friends a favor; Next time you guys are at the bar, or wherever you got to pick up chicks... tell them, 'This weekend, you guys do the macking!" And for every excuse they come up with not to, you, without listening to what the say, reply "*****", "Jenny", "faerie", and girl names, etc. Eventually, they will either catch on or try to kick your ass... whichever comes first. (but if they are as AFC as you say, they will probably just give angry looks). I say, give them a tough lesson, or they will never learn. Or set those friends up with a couple of ugly girls, and watch them fail, then ask them what they learnt, and if it is compatible with the DJ philosophy congratulate him... if not, *****slap him.

If extreme measures such as these don't get them to wake up, find new friends... it will be better in the end.

 

[tomyv]

been there

Been down that road before. Their usual reply is "if a girl wants to talk to me, she will come up to me." PATHETIC. I don't care what they do. I do fine working alone.

 

[BGMan]

Yeah... AFCism can be shocking sometimes.

I was talking to some guys last year who I had become friends with, and they were talking about how they try to "hint" to girls that they want to take them out (I forgot the details)... and then they were blown away when I said that I simply asked for her phone number. One said, "Don't you think that's a little direct?!"

BGMan

 

[b's nuts]

i have a major AFC friend. i will be going to parties, he would rather get high and play video games. he is 21, kissed a girl for the first time last week. Hes starting to come out of his shell, and me and one of my other buddies have talked to him about it. help your friends, they will be much happier in the end.

 

[So pimp its scary]

Re: been there

Originally posted by tomyv
Been down that road before. Their usual reply is "if a girl wants to talk to me, she will come up to me." PATHETIC. I don't care what they do. I do fine working alone.

At that point, I would say, "When was the last time a woman approached you since you turned 15? Cuz I bet its 0... maybe 1 and she was probably a retard. Woman don't approach Men. Men approach..."

You would need to drill it in for some of them... but if you say you tried it.

 

[Kodiac]

Yeah, i love it when my friends comment on things i do or say to chicks.... things like ;

"I wouldn't have done that"
"I wouldn't have said that"
"Why did you say that, you should be nice"

blah blah blah....
And yet they never listen to me! I bring home HB9's and they bring home NO ONE.

Some people never learn, never grow.
Oh well, more for me