"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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First of hello to all

Ok, here is the deal

I work out reguarly at this one gym.

When I am there, there is this couple who is there usually is this couple there too. (HB 9 with some dude, they are married)

Well, last night, in the locker room dude approaches me, and tells me he wants to watch me bang his wife. Turns out this guy is into watching, and his wife goes right along with it.

What do you guys think?
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Sounds great, but I stay as far away from situations like that as possible.

A bit too Ron Jeremy for me...
 

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Dangerous situation, I won't do it. You never know what the next step will be. Maybe this guy wants to bang you too.

Just like BigMike says, stay as far away as you can from that sort of things.

Sincerely
 

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Well, first you say it sounds great, but yet you wouldn't do it.

That doesn't make sense

ANyway, I may do it, the girl is smokin and has a sweet ass (I check her out on the stair climber all the time).

Hey if her hubby ain't layin down, and the fool likes to watch his wife get serviced, I just may give him someting to watch.
 

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Dude aint got a snowball's chance in hell of banging me,

I don't know yet, but I may ask them to go for drinks tonite after the gym, to feel them out.

If all goes well, maybe I will give her an extended workout :)

I hear you guys though, this is kind of strange
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Originally posted by bigshovel
Well, first you say it sounds great, but yet you wouldn't do it.

That doesn't make sense

ANyway, I may do it, the girl is smokin and has a sweet ass (I check her out on the stair climber all the time).

Hey if her hubby ain't layin down, and the fool likes to watch his wife get serviced, I just may give him someting to watch.
what I said is that it "SOUNDS GREAT"

Actually doing it and saying it SOUNDS GREAT are two VERY different things.

Be careful and think it thru...
 

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Also, I have been watched before by a guy (We were in the water and he swam over and started getting excited and pointing and ****)

It was one of the most uncomfortable things I've ever done.
PS> I got that chik privately in my car about 2hrs later.
 

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You might like the fantasy, but some things should remain just that.

Two guys on one girl doesn't appeal to me personally, either.
 

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NO.

HELL NAAAAW....

while you banging his wife he :

1. hits you over the head then rapes you

how you even gunna get over that ?

2. murders you and disposes of the body

3. secretly films you because you are in his house and blackmails you in your future against your gf / wife / parents / employer / whatever



no normal man would allow that $hit

he is a very sick and twisted person

HE HAS PLANS FOR YOU

don't be so stupid



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Really, I see no problem with it, they both agree to it.

What is the differance. I want to bang her, she wants to bang me, and her fool of a husband wants to sit in the corner watching.

He'll probably go in the bathroom and pull on his little pud when I am done with her too. :)


seriously though, How is it any differant than banging another chick you met in a gym.

I have had sex before with other people around. Didn't you guys ever bang a chick in college at your dorm room, with your roomate sleeping in the next bed or at senior week when their is 5 of you crammed into one hotel room.

**** I got caught banging this one chick up against a vending machine at a college baketball game by the janitor
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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I think you are sick, but if you have to do it, please don't tell us about it.
 

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Lost in Trans,

Enough with the conspiracy therioes, and enough watching Law and Order (yes I saw that episode)

There are a ton of people who are into veiwerism and swinging. People throw swing parties all the time, to a lot of people, it is like real life porn, and we all know you like to watch porn
 

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Originally posted by bigshovel
Really, I see no problem with it, they both agree to it.

What is the differance. I want to bang her, she wants to bang me, and her fool of a husband wants to sit in the corner watching.

He'll probably go in the bathroom and pull on his little pud when I am done with her too. :)


seriously though, How is it any differant than banging another chick you met in a gym.

I have had sex before with other people around. Didn't you guys ever bang a chick in college at your dorm room, with your roomate sleeping in the next bed or at senior week when their is 5 of you crammed into one hotel room.

**** I got caught banging this one chick up against a vending machine at a college baketball game by the janitor
He gets off while watching another dude c0ck penetrating his wife! he is into men too! remember that scene from the movie Pulp Fiction where the two homos released a gimp wearing a leather mask out of the box??? you will end up being the gimp.
 

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I would have to agree with Aussie.

I'm all for giving his smoking wife some strange - but with him behind sitting me, don't think I can be to comfortable with that.

Tell him that you are all up for taking care of his hot wife - but that you'd need to get to know her first, othwerwise it would just be to uncomfortable. Just throw that out there - with any luck, he's going to take the bait - and then perhaps he will suggest that you hang out. Tell him you'd like to meet his wife for dinner or some drinks - just to get to know her 1 on 1..... and that if all goes well you'll be more than happy to fvck her.

Now, any guy who enjoys watching someone else fvck his wife, is going to be more than into you taking her out for drinks.

If he has a problem with it - don't agree to fvck her in front of him.
 

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If I do decide to do it, we will do it a hotel of my choice, that way I know no one is waiting to get me. Dude ain't gonna try and rape me, I'll tie his ass to a chair while I do her :)
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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bigshovel i don't watch tv let alone that tv show

i was just rattling of some possible scenarios based on what my brain could come up with over a period of 47 seconds


bigshovel
Really, I see no problem with it, they both agree to it.

What is the differance. I want to bang her, she wants to bang me, and her fool of a husband wants to sit in the corner watching.

He'll probably go in the bathroom and pull on his little pud when I am done with her too. :)


it's not the banging

it's the danger

no NORMAL man wants to watch other men bang his wife

only a SICK FREAK would want that

if his mind is so twisted as to want to look at your naked body hitting his wife

ARE YOU REALLY SO STUPID AS TO THINK HE'S PERVING ON HIS WIFE ?

HE WANTS *****YOU*****

and this does not scare you ?


THEN YOU ARE A SICK FREAK TOO !


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If you can fvck a woman while a guy behind you is pulling his d1ck out and jerking off - you got issues.

yes bigshovel you have issues LOL
 

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You guys are silly,

Didn't you ever tag team a chick with one of your friends?

There is never any contact between me and the other guy, just her blowing me and fvckin him, or vise versa

You guys call yourself players
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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