"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Grover_mister

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so somtin i notice about my self and i know its weak.


i try and hook up through myspace and stuff cuz thats were ive had my best luck. now when i find a chick i like there is 4 other bastards that comment saying how "Common it will be really sweet if we chill" and stuff



how do i overcome this and find a girl for myself
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Arizona iced tea

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they are people doing just what you are doing. just be the best, and then the other guys wont matter.
 

WC2

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Why use myspace and write on girl's walls like all the other losers? Take a shortcut and set yourself apart.
 

Grand Wizzard Alamar

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you're only weak because you don't initiate face to face. instead of surfing on myspace, try spending that time going out and finding some real girls.
 
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