Advice needed, thx.

[GhostWriter]

I've had my fair share of women try to use me.
Most notably in school, where It's either homework or papers..

The other day I closed a number on this girl, the next day she texts me asking for help and advice.

I've learned not to do anything for any girl unless you're getting some. Not all the time, but I felt like helping her wouldn't get me any closer to banging her.

So I text back with:

Me: "You know my tutoring firm is a for-profit organization? Money, food, and other donations accepted "

Her: WTF?! I'm broke right now, who do you think I am?

Me: Calm down I only wanted some noodles, not steak and lobster.

Academically I know she's struggling, at the same time realizing I'm probably the smartest in the class (undergrad). I can safely assume she'll seek me out again during midterms or finals.

To me, I'm setting the frame that she's not getting a free ride. Also the slight sexual innuendo.

Before I go on I wanted to clarify I'm not physically repulsive. I've been told by numerous females I'm good looking, athletic..

I've just been lacking inner game my whole life. I'm still a noob to this whole PUA and understanding females.

Do you guys think I came off in a bad way?

and..

Would a true Don Juan take advantage of her in this situation? As if she became really desperate...

Should I have responded differently?

Any thoughts and input would be greatly appreciated. thanks.

 

[Chromeo]

this girl sounds like a retard already. clearly you were joking. and she replies with a "WTF?" like she thought you were serious...


wait wait I changed my mind after i just reread that. You specifically said you wanted money or food... you should have just said "You know my tutoring firm is a for-profit organization?" and left it at that. Or thrown in a "what are you gonna do for me" shouldnt have been so specific. but I still think a normal person would still find that to be a joke.

 

[DonJuan11]

The other day I closed a number on this girl, the next day she texts me asking for help and advice.

I've learned not to do anything for any girl unless you're getting some. Not all the time, but I felt like helping her wouldn't get me any closer to banging her.

So I text back with:

Me: "You know my tutoring firm is a for-profit organization? Money, food, and other donations accepted "

Her: WTF?! I'm broke right now, who do you think I am?

Me: Calm down I only wanted some noodles, not steak and lobster.

Academically I know she's struggling, at the same time realizing I'm probably the smartest in the class (undergrad). I can safely assume she'll seek me out again during midterms or finals.

To me, I'm setting the frame that she's not getting a free ride. Also the slight sexual innuendo.

Before I go on I wanted to clarify I'm not physically repulsive. I've been told by numerous females I'm good looking, athletic..

I've just been lacking inner game my whole life. I'm still a noob to this whole PUA and understanding females.

Do you guys think I came off in a bad way?

and..

Would a true Don Juan take advantage of her in this situation? As if she became really desperate...

Should I have responded differently?

Any thoughts and input would be greatly appreciated. thanks.

I'm surprised you are the smartest in the class, since you are confusing the issues and are risking suspension.

If you are part of a tutoring firm and a girl you like asks for tutoring help, then you HELP her. Doesn't matter if you like the girl or want to get laid by her, you HELP her. That is your JOB. Otherwise it is considered BLACKMAIL and/or SEXUAL HARASSMENT and you could get suspended or arrested.

Now if you think you can't HELP her without falling in love with her, then you turn it over to SOMEONE ELSE and THEN you ask her out. But don't confuse or mix the issues, it can land you in major hot water.

 

[GhostWriter]

Well I said money and food as a precursor to other donations accepted

Maybe I just should have said, Blow me and then I'll do your homework.

But I can see how I could have just let her interpret it by not specifying. That way she won't be offended.

 

[GhostWriter]

I'm surprised you are the smartest in the class, since you are confusing the issues and are risking suspension.

If you are part of a tutoring firm and a girl you like asks for tutoring help, then you HELP her. Doesn't matter if you like the girl or want to get laid by her, you HELP her. That is your JOB. Otherwise it is considered BLACKMAIL and/or SEXUAL HARASSMENT and you could get suspended or arrested.

Now if you think you can't HELP her without falling in love with her, then you turn it over to SOMEONE ELSE and THEN you ask her out. But don't confuse or mix the issues, it can land you in major hot water.

I don't have a tutoring firm... I only used that as a joke since this girl doesn't even know me, yet is expecting me to help her out.

I should have clarified that beforehand.

Still, on context with my opening post, you should be able to figure out I was only joking.

What kind of tutoring firm accepts food, money, and other donations?

 

[Chromeo]

the "other donations" was not sexual, as you started off talking about food and money.

should have gone like this

her: hey i need help with hw
you: oh well my services arent free
her: well what do you want?
you: hmm we will figure something out, come over at 7..

escalate when she comes over

or

her: hey i need help with hw
you: oh ok, just so you know i charge $100 an hour
her: wtf are you kiding!?
you: no not at all, but if you cant afford it we can probably work something out, are you any good at back rubs?
her: haha maybe (shes interested) not really, or no, or your retarded (your down but you aint out)

escalate when she comes over

 

[GhostWriter]

wow great advice. thx, i'll know what to do next time.