"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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IRONMAN22

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Posted: Sat Jul 16, 2005 11:46 pm Post subject: why pimpology is best you ask?

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well today I happend to go to the mall, happened to look past this store to find myself face to face with the most beautiful broad just about 19 or 20, reminder im 16.... i had seen in a long while, a perfect ten. she would glance and turn her head towards me, when I thought, "hey this is the perfect ENVIRONMENT".... I also realized, "good thing I had worked on my LOOKS, bc shes obviously physically attracted"... so I gave the glance back another girl asked me if I needed help so I made a bold move, #1, I was like" that girl, shes so cute can you tell her for me...
regular broad- no you know what Ill do is tell her to come over here and help you ... fine enough.
girl come over and I pick any random shirt haha... we go into the fitting rooms when I say, "you know what u are so damn cute are you seeing anyone?"
hott broad- "kinda"
me-"well do you have feelings for him?, bc id really ike to get to know you *..
hott broad-"well me too, do YOU want my #?
me" sure just let me try on this shirt that im not even gonna buy
later...
hott broad- "here lets go over here, and Ill give you my # here.... please call okay?
me- with a big grin" for sure girl ur so cute.. ends with a hug...

but guess where I picked up this kind of inspiration? well lets just say I cant post that here... guys who are struggling, please dont give up, try harder,dont be scared to be rejected, work on your looks, bc you do need confidence, and realize the situations you are in.... anything is possible..

"oak town playerz, striktly pimpin'... *****"

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"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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BxPrince24

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great job. but I think you told her she was too cute a little too much.
 

IRONMAN22

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i told her that 2x at the begging of our real convo and end, who are you anyhow bud? and PLEASE, I will only say this 1x to you, dont question my work, I know what Im doing, Im just being quaint with you alright?
 

BxPrince24

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i didn't question your work. i stated my opinion. if it was me i wouldn't have complemented her more than once. but it's not. do what u gotta do....
 

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LOL popcorn playa

You sound like an idiot
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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V0rt3x

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Really great job, but I think this chick (2-3 years older then you, right?) was something I usually put in group "desperate"... One way or another great job, but don't forget:

1.)She's probably desperate.
2.)If you can get her, you can get better.

But you probably know that, it's from the Bible. :p
 
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