"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Bokanovsky

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Am I the only one who finds them hilarious? The most frequent ones I get:

1) Website for islamic marriage
2) Some site for people who are secretly gay and want to come out
3) A chance to win a wonder bra
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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I've gotten a lot of "Her Way", a dating site where only the women can search and make contact.

Recently I installed a blocker because several times I've been treated to the most disgusting medical picture I've ever seen. It makes me want to vomit.
 

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Atom Smasher said:
I've gotten a lot of "Her Way", a dating site where only the women can search and make contact.

Recently I installed a blocker because several times I've been treated to the most disgusting medical picture I've ever seen. It makes me want to vomit.
Lol, I get a huge, super high resolution picture of what has to be the worst case of toe nail fungus ever.
 
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All I get are pictures of hot chicks that apparently want to teach me how to text.
 
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