"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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add this one to your dj game

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Supremo

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Holy ****. This is the funniest thing ever.
 
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Haha, the ultimate revenge! I will only pull it off if the mother is good looking and my age.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I'd give it a go.

Now to wait for the moment that comes up.

That btw is the funniest clip I've seen on youtube. *points to mailbox*"THIS IS YOUR MOM!"
 
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The best line for me is when he said, "You always want me to turn off the lights in the bedroom, Why? I pay for the electricity!
 

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i think this video is a good showcase of modern women.

1. a divorced family
2. a mother that is more of a friend then a mother
3. both women are wh0res (like mother like daughter)
4. boyfriends are just a collection of good memories (pictures)
5. the women are very selfish.
 
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