“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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Add a punchline to this joke: A feminist, WK, and a MGTOW sign up for So Suave

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Just like the title says. Add a punchline to this joke.

"A Feminist, WK, and MGTOW sign up for So Suave.."


***Third best response gets a one way ticket to the Manosphere courtesy Rollo Tomassi.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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And Naughty Ninja said "Hey there's a feminist, a WK and a MGTOW"

to which everyone else responded, "What in the name of Jesus Swordfighting Christ is a WK and a MGTOW. Why does everything need a goddamn acronym on this site"
 

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To save everyone urbandictionarying those phrases

WK = White Knight
MGTOW = Men (although singular in this instance) Going Their Own Way.
 

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Burroughs quickly jumps at the chance to slander them. xD
 

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The white knight posts a question asking the feminist why the MGTOW is avoiding women.

The feminist says the MGTOW is continuing men's evil legacy of disrespecting women by not marrying one and becoming her indentured servant.

The white knight agrees with the feminist, yet they both continue posting to the thread and complaining back and forth. Soon, this grows to a 10 page thread of b$tching like two gossipy women.

The MGTOW is too busy playing video games to respond to the posts.
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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Mike32ct said:
The white knight posts a question asking the feminist why the MGTOW is avoiding women.

The feminist says the MGTOW is continuing men's evil legacy of disrespecting women by not marrying one and becoming her indentured servant.

The white knight agrees with the feminist, yet they both continue posting to the thread and complaining back and forth. Soon, this grows to a 10 page thread of b$tching like two gossipy women.

The MGTOW is too busy playing video games to respond to the posts.
the feminist would start flaming the other members of the site , and then she would get banned.
the white knight would stay on the site for years before he would realize how he needed to change himself.
and the man going his own way would eventually stop logging in.
 

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A Feminist, WK, and MGTOW sign up for So Suave.

The feminist says "OMG!"
The WK says "WTF?"
The MGTOW says "BBQ"

Yeah I don't know what those fvcking acronyms are either.

edit: ...until I read the other responses. Now my joke makes perfect sense! :D
 

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A Feminist, WK, and MGTOW sign up for Sosuave.....

The WK says "Womens rights! They deserve it all!"
The Feminist says "Womens rights! I want it all!"
The MGTOW says "f this my swagger is to phresh for a site named sosuve..."
 

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the feminist reads 5 posts and falls over dead of a heart attack.
the WK shouts "this looks like a job for WOMAN MAN!!!" rips off his shirt to reveal a large W on his chest, as he takes off into the air.
the MGTOW creates a thread titled "hi guys im a 45 year old virgin....".
 

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A Feminist, WK, and MGTOW sign up for Sosuave.....

and their user names are

feminist gpssheilds
WK gpssheilds2
and MGTOW gpssheilds3
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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A Feminist, WK, and MGTOW sign up for So Suave...


The WK says
"When.... will I get laid?"
The Feminist says
"Where.... have all the men gone?"
The MGTOW says
"How hard.... does it have to be to come up with a good punchline?"
 

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LMAO Theres some pretty funny replies in this thread.

How about a punchline for the below..


So Suave, PUA Hate, and Roosh V forums walk into an American nightclub...
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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sosuave enter and this ensues

roosh peacock and neg trying to amog the pureDJ Purefilth, who squashes the group with one swing of his left nut

puahate sit in the corner hugging their keyboards and hope the girls see how nice they are while hoping nobody else realises who they really are #cowardlywhiteknightflamers
 

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Purefilth said:
sosuave enter and this ensues

roosh peacock and neg trying to amog the pureDJ Purefilth, who squashes the group with one swing of his left nut

puahate sit in the corner hugging their keyboards and hope the girls see how nice they are while hoping nobody else realises who they really are #cowardlywhiteknightflamers

I'd say So Suave would be too busy posting on SS asking each other what to do first rather than actually approaching then writing field reports about it.

PUA Hate aspie incel virgins would be too busy hiding in a dark corner posting that they think they spotted Mystery and Neil Strauss while thinking every interaction with a chick was "PUA" even if it was the bartender asking chicks their order.

RooshV and crew would walk in and out as they'd be more interested in booking their overseas flights to get all the "real" hot non western chicks.
 

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The feminist would try to have this site removed through the courts as the mens thought process on this site is demeaning to women.

The white knight would argue constantly through threads as the mens thought process on this site is demeaning to women.

The MGTOW reads threads, learns a bit, gives some good advice on occasion, but then realizes all his friends are married or have a girlfriend and he doesn't so he starts to be demeaning to women on purpose.
 

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cablecow15 said:
A Feminist, WK, and MGTOW sign up for Sosuave.....

and their user names are

feminist gpssheilds
WK gpssheilds2
and MGTOW gpssheilds3
Genius. You definitely have my vote. Ha Ha. :rockon:
 

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Naughty Ninja said:
Just like the title says. Add a punchline to this joke.

"A Feminist, WK, and MGTOW sign up for So Suave.."


***Third best response gets a one way ticket to the Manosphere courtesy Rollo Tomassi.

is not that the reason we have the 10 posts limits a day?

to prevent the blame war just the 2 of then would do?
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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