DrBeard
Banned
Yo skonners, da doc is back with anotha excitin tip. Just remember this tip aint for ponces and gutless AFCs who just wanna whine and sit on there asses! This is serious shiat!
If u have watched any action movie there are 2 things that happens in all of em. There is a disaster and the hero always gets the hot chick at the end! It is cos women like real men who shoot people and dive through explosions to save her ass.
Now u aint gonna be rescuin any chicks from explosions cos u will get burnt in real life + u could mess up yo face. Thats why action heros have stunt men to do that stuff. I would do my own stunts if I was in a film cos I can but for you amaturs dont try it!
What u do then is get a mate who has a motorbike and tell him to him to come + drive round a hot chick + swear at her and shiat. Tell him to do some skidders so the dirt goes on her dress. She'll think he's a gluesniffer or gypo and get really scared.
Now you gotta walk up all casual like u are just passing by and when your mate sees you he must try to run the chick over on his bike. I know all u ponces are probably thinking "Dr beard yo crazy pyscho why u want to kill the chick you like?" but this is the twist. Just as he is approaching you run up + push her out of the way. You can do a dive to make it look cooler!
Then your mate will ride off and hide so no one calls the cops on his ass. And the chick will thank u for saving her life and fall in love with you. The important thing to do is be cool and act like it was nothing. Ask if she is ok + offer to give her a massage!
This is top stuff but only for the guys who have balls! If u r too scared to do this then go and grow some balls and get back to me! This is field tested by me and I have a hot chick who says she loves me + wants to get married!
Peace!
If u have watched any action movie there are 2 things that happens in all of em. There is a disaster and the hero always gets the hot chick at the end! It is cos women like real men who shoot people and dive through explosions to save her ass.
Now u aint gonna be rescuin any chicks from explosions cos u will get burnt in real life + u could mess up yo face. Thats why action heros have stunt men to do that stuff. I would do my own stunts if I was in a film cos I can but for you amaturs dont try it!
What u do then is get a mate who has a motorbike and tell him to him to come + drive round a hot chick + swear at her and shiat. Tell him to do some skidders so the dirt goes on her dress. She'll think he's a gluesniffer or gypo and get really scared.
Now you gotta walk up all casual like u are just passing by and when your mate sees you he must try to run the chick over on his bike. I know all u ponces are probably thinking "Dr beard yo crazy pyscho why u want to kill the chick you like?" but this is the twist. Just as he is approaching you run up + push her out of the way. You can do a dive to make it look cooler!
Then your mate will ride off and hide so no one calls the cops on his ass. And the chick will thank u for saving her life and fall in love with you. The important thing to do is be cool and act like it was nothing. Ask if she is ok + offer to give her a massage!
This is top stuff but only for the guys who have balls! If u r too scared to do this then go and grow some balls and get back to me! This is field tested by me and I have a hot chick who says she loves me + wants to get married!
Peace!
