"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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i need some good examples of action dates much help would be apreciated
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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dancing
bowling
miniputt
picnic
swimming
beach
walking
biking then picnic
letting her cook for you
 
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go see a rock band you like & go crazy down the front
theme park
amusment-arcades
tennis
rock climbing
sky-diving
skiing/snowboarding
sailing
horse-riding
paintballing
ice-skating
camping
canoeing
 
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im thinken picnic would be the easiest make some bread rolls and walk to the park near my house, prob but she is a bit of a fatty shes not goin think im bein rude will she? shes vary self conscious and is going to lose weight before i come back... but yeh? sounds almost risky...
 
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just tell her "hey we're going for a ride [somewhere] and we'll have a picnic. Prepare some food, I'll prepare some and we'll share!"
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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umm wed have to walk coz i cant drive and me carrying food stuff would be a bit of a give away...
 
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