"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Acronyms

No_Sleep

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I have been reading the bible and i have realised that there is a lot of acronyms (afc, hb, ltr)that someone dumb might come along and not understand and then crap the forum with thread that will get answers like "read the bible". maybe if there was sum little thing at the beginning of the bible people would understand more parts of it. just a suggestion.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Vincent

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generally the terms are derived from posts, and if you take the time to read the posts they'll be answered for you.

If you just made one that said AFC = Average Frustrated Chump. No one would understand but when they read Pooks - Be a Man! they begin to understand.
 
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