"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Acid

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For those of us who are "experienced"....I would suggest that you do alot of cardio and sauna at least once a week to get that garbage out of your fat cells.


Peace


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"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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I guarantee you're the one percent of all the people on this board who do acid. Stop posting these retarded drug posts, go to erowid.org for all your concerns and shut up. I've posted on like 5 drug posts and you guys don't get it.
 

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Hmmm...

I agree... thanks for teaching people how to get rid of it, but my recommendation is: STAY OFF IT!!!!

By the way, thanks for correcting my English crackhead, always good to listen to a guy with an AA from a JC.

MVPlaya
Haas School of Business - UC Berkeley Class of 2007

PS. What type of retarded advice is it to tell a man to see a prostitute. There are much better ways to feel good about yourself. By the way, have you ever been with a prostitute, crackhead. Oh yeah, I saw your post. I was just surprised that if you were telling the truth, why you would look at hookers as the answer. I think he would feel dirty before confident. But, Frank answered it the best himself: "MVPlaya, I do not take everything posted in this thread as gospel. So do not worry that I follow everyone's advice." The man understood himself how stupid your suggestion was.

Cheers!
 
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crackhead

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go look at my response to the post you punkass little pseudo intellectual b1tch
 
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MVPlaya

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temper, temper...

By the way, I'm 6' 2" & 195, I'm not that little.

Cheers
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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