Accused for taking phone to bathroom

[Spaz]

just my 2c on the topic, didnt read all replies, my experience:

when a woman starts accusing you of chatting or cheating (and you are not)
there is a 99.9% chance she is.. or is in the process of getting emotions for someone else

True in a sense but there's also a possibility that she's so much into you that jealousy rules her limited logic and starts to see imaginary competition.

Either way, the best approach towards being accused of cheating is just admitting and then expanding it to impossible proportions that she'll just have that sceptical look on her face.

My No.1 rule of thumb when being accused of cheating is never ever deny it. The more you deny the more you are fvcked even when you are innocent.

 

[Fireballs]

True in a sense but there's also a possibility that she's so much into you that jealousy rules her limited logic and starts to see imaginary competition.

Either way, the best approach towards being accused of cheating is just admitting and then expanding it to impossible proportions that she'll just have that sceptical look on her face.

My No.1 rule of thumb when being accused of cheating is never ever deny it. The more you deny the more you are fvcked even when you are innocent.

My initial instinct was telling me to treat it like a normal sh!t test -

Her: what are you hiding .. taking your phone to the bathroom
Me: just texting both my wives to tell them to come over for a 4 some

But I thought to treat it as more of a comfort test.

Anyway, if it happens again I will be saying something like the above and if she keeps going on about it after that, it might be time to move on.

 

[Spaz]

My initial instinct was telling me to treat it like a normal sh!t test -

Her: what are you hiding .. taking your phone to the bathroom
Me: just texting both my wives to tell them to come over for a 4 some

But I thought to treat it as more of a comfort test.

Anyway, if it happens again I will be saying something like the above and if she keeps going on about it after that, it might be time to move on.

1. Retort with an admission + expansion of the imaginary admission, she'll 99.999% won't believe a word you say = equals to proving your innocence via admission.

2. Retort with denying + proof of innocence, she'll 99.999% won't believe a word you say = equals to proving that she was right to suspect you.

Go for No.1 and you'll get away with all kinds of shiets. She'll likely won't waste her time asking the same question knowing full well its pointless.

Go for No.2 like a good beta and you'll be in all kind of shiets.