"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Abs or no Abs, that is the question

Rint

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I've noticed that when i breathe in my stomach goes further our then my entire body. Even thought i work out and have a pretty solid good bench, which gives me good pecs. My stomach, when i breathe in still goes furthur out. So it kinda looks like a pot belly. So i was wondering if getting abs would make that go away. Cause girls always tell me Abs are the hottest, but i dont want my abs sticking out further when i breathe in.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Venusian Artist

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Lose weight, and THEN work on it :) Some girls seem to enjoy "curvy guys, not fat, but curvy," as they have said many times to their friends in the past...
 

simon

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Sounds like you're a belly breather, don't sweat it.
 
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