"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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LAWYER

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is it a good idea to inject testosterone in the blood stream... when you feel lazy... any of you guys tried injecting testosterone in your body... how does it feel... anways :kick:
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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how come it can kill you or something?
 

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It makes your nutz shrink man.

There's a list as long as the Nile of reasons why you shouldn't take Test. injections/pills unless you really need to.

Essentially it makes you dependent on the injections, and your body stops producing its own.
 

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a) Injecting synthetic growth hormones into your blood stream will cause your body to stop producing it itself, causing your testicles (which produce said growth hormones) to shrink.
b) Excess testosterone in your system is converted into estrogen, although you may get big and rippled, you will develop breast tissue, your voice will become higher, and "girl you'll be a women soon"

Taking steroids makes you a no good dirty pvssy. Build muscle the real way you gaping vagina.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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hahaha... thanks.... i was just thinking injecting it is so much easy but... i dont want my penis to get smaller.... thankssss... hahaha
 

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There are ways of releasing the testosorone you have in your body to help you grow,IT'S CALLED SQUATTING!
 

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Its true. Increasing your exercise and lifting will increase the test in your body!
 

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Get yourself a bike and go ride it.

3X/week... after 1 month get back here and tell me how you feel.

(one-minute ride sessions does NOT count :D)
 

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Thanks... lol... i use to have a bike like 3 years ago... Bikes are Cool...ill start riding again in the summer... Is there a way to max your testosterone naturally... increase it like 300% or something...
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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donjuanjovi said:
a) Injecting synthetic growth hormones into your blood stream will cause your body to stop producing it itself, causing your testicles (which produce said growth hormones) to shrink.
b) Excess testosterone in your system is converted into estrogen, although you may get big and rippled, you will develop breast tissue, your voice will become higher, and "girl you'll be a women soon"

Taking steroids makes you a no good dirty pvssy. Build muscle the real way you gaping vagina.
Yes your hpta is shutdown, yes you get testicular atrophy some more than others as is the case with gyno.

Which is why there is pct, hcg to get gonads to start producing it's on test, and nolva to block of estrogen receptors.

There is no way without aas to get into the superphysiological levels of test, which is the reason people do test. ie increasing nat test 300%

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anabolic_steroids


"Taking steroids makes you a no good dirty pvssy. Build muscle the real way you gaping vagina."

Closed minded, in my profession where there is a life and death reason on why to get an edge and you have health care to get cbc's without having to pay. Using responsibly and for the right reasons but to say aas itself...
 

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... about testosteron..... um i did 200 hunrded push ups in 20 min... after that my my blood pressure sky rocket i was scared sh!t... what did just happen to me... did i over do it or what... or im just being stupid...
 

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... about testosteron..... um i did 200 hunrded push ups in 20 min... after that my my blood pressure sky rocket i was scared sh!t... what did just happen to me... did i over do it or what... or im just being stupid...
 
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