"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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About shaking a woman's hand... interesting!

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This post is total bull. Well the finger part atleast.

I've heard that indications of High Testosterone were defined jawlines, deep voices, more chiseled faces etc.

Now I myself, have a defined jawline, deep voice... but yet my index is slightly longer than my ring finger.


What goes on here?
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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LostAndConfused

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Bonafide said:
This post is total bull. Well the finger part atleast.

I've heard that indications of High Testosterone were defined jawlines, deep voices, more chiseled faces etc.

Now I myself, have a defined jawline, deep voice... but yet my index is slightly longer than my ring finger.


What goes on here?
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What goes on here? Answer: women don't give a flying fvck if your ring finger is larger than your index. Jawlines, voice, and size of hand are what's important.

So palm down, my ring finger is larger than my index by far. Palm up, its the other way around. That debunks this whole P.O.S conjecture/guestimation/hypothesis.'

This is how it would go down, LMFAO

"Ugh, I dunno, he's a really great guy, a great kisser, theres just SOMETHING about him thats a turnoff."
"Girl, it may be his ring finger being shorter than his index finger."
"You know what? I never thought of that! Thats EXACTLY why I don't like him! I'm gonna go cheat on him with three different guys tonight."
"You go girl!"
 
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voice - thats true. Jaw line... ehh jaw line depends on your body fat percentage. The lower %fat you have - the more defined jaw you have.

Don't make fun of me, make fun of all the scientists who confirmed this fact - about what I wrote earlier.
 
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meitenesrigas

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DJVladdy said:
No you're not gay, just French.
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If he was really French he wouldn't be on this board. Well, he might be a 40 year old man hanging in the high school forum discussing how he seduced a 15 year old last weekend. But he definitely wouldn't be in this section.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Ti chto imeesh v vidu, ya ne ponyal?
 
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In fact, mait... w/e your name is,
you're right, French people wouldn't go here, they would go to homosexual web sites, not this one.
 
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Yeah, everyone in france is gay, which would explain why there are no homosexuals in iran.
 
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