"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Powerlifter

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I just wanted to do a shout out on how stupid retarded The Bachelor TV show is where you have actor and actresses want a bees.

Anyone care to comment on this stupid retarded waste of network time of a show? Please do.

I hope I wrote this right I am on my quart of red wine so forgive me if you hear me hiccup brothers.

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"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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No idea what that programs is about PL,none of us are from the US.
You could start telling us what they show/do and maybe we can comment it,probably every western country has similar programs with different names.
 
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