“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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*****: Abandon all hope, ye who enter here

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This all started back in August. One of my horse racking friends met a woman who was his neighboor who was kinda cute and took a liking to him. This guy, while not rich, was definatliy not poor. He was in real estate and was damn good at his job. Hard working guy, if you told me he went on a 1k bender with coke and a hooker i wouldn't be surprised lol, but not something he did often. he worked hard and he played hard.

Anyway this girl introduces him to meth. That thre, like, i don't mean she did meth i mean she started trying to sell it to him lol. okay. flag 1,2,3 and 4 right there. run. then he meets her best friend, who is literally a prostitute. who also introduces him to pretty much every other drug you can think of besides heroin.

within 2 months he was taking bars to calm down then taking skate to stay up to work.


despite the fact that she believe it or not, was a RN lol, and a drug pusher, she managed to get evicted from her apartment for non payment so of course, she moves in with her. he's like me in the sense that i don't like a lto of **** going on at once. i like my piece and quite. now he's got random dudes coming over buying drugs, people shooting up in his house and **** like that **** is normal.



so by now i'm seirously worried. i used to go over udde's house and watch racing and **** now i am afraid who the **** is going to be over there. i'm like bro look. this ***** got to go lol. i odn't care how good the sex is. do you not realize that everyone around her doesn't have a job now lol? her best friend is a escort and she has 3 kids, and literally all three are in jail.


of course i don't understand she's just falling on hard times.
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fast forward now... he's still somehow got his job, but he's spending way too much on drugs, he's getting caught up in all types of drama and has anexity, legit anexity to the point now that he has to take xanax because it's so much **** going on around him.


and today he calls me crying and **** because he found out (gasp) she's cheating on him. no **** ! a girl that sells meth, has an escort as a best friend and doesn't have a job is a cheater! color me shocked lol.


there comes a point.. when honestly you are just better off being single. there are worse things on earth then being single.


"The most important thing to me with a woman, probably even more so than how she looks is how much drama she ads to my life. i do not do drama whatsoever. i got too much **** to worry about. ewvery time you see this girl something is going on, someone robbed this person or this person talking **** about that person. There are problems you can fix and there are problems you can't fix. This is a very fixible problem. kick the ***** out lol
 

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That's a sad tale. You're obviously right he needs to kick her out, but my concern is if she's a vindictive b!tch or something, maybe she might plant something on him and get him in trouble. Or do who knows what? A woman like that is not going to have too many scruples.
 

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that there puzzy is the most addictive and life destroying drug on gods green earth.

every time I hear a tale like this I KNOW this is what Homer was writing about with Odysseus and the Sirens


You thought the leaden winter would bring you down forever,
But you rode upon a steamer to the violence of the sun.

And the colours of the sea bind your eyes with trembling mermaids,
And you touch the distant beaches with tales of brave Ulysses,
How his naked ears were tortured by the sirens sweetly singing,
For the sparkling waves are calling you to kiss their white laced lips.

And you see a girl's brown body dancing through the turquoise,
And her footprints make you follow where the sky loves the sea.
And when your fingers find her, she drowns you in her body,
Carving deep blue ripples in the tissues of your mind.

The tiny purple fishes run laughing through your fingers,
And you want to take her with you to the hard land of the winter.

Her name is Aphrodite and she rides a crimson shell,
And you know you cannot leave her for you touched the distant sands
With tales of brave Ulysses, how his naked ears were tortured
By the sirens sweetly singing.

The tiny purple fishes run lauging through your fingers,
And you want to take her with you to the hard land of the winter.
 

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that there puzzy is the most addictive and life destroying drug on gods green earth.

every time I hear a tale like this I KNOW this is what Homer was writing about with Odysseus and the Sirens


You thought the leaden winter would bring you down forever,
But you rode upon a steamer to the violence of the sun.

And the colours of the sea bind your eyes with trembling mermaids,
And you touch the distant beaches with tales of brave Ulysses,
How his naked ears were tortured by the sirens sweetly singing,
For the sparkling waves are calling you to kiss their white laced lips.

And you see a girl's brown body dancing through the turquoise,
And her footprints make you follow where the sky loves the sea.
And when your fingers find her, she drowns you in her body,
Carving deep blue ripples in the tissues of your mind.

The tiny purple fishes run laughing through your fingers,
And you want to take her with you to the hard land of the winter.

Her name is Aphrodite and she rides a crimson shell,
And you know you cannot leave her for you touched the distant sands
With tales of brave Ulysses, how his naked ears were tortured
By the sirens sweetly singing.

The tiny purple fishes run lauging through your fingers,
And you want to take her with you to the hard land of the winter.
Ulysses wanted to hear the songs of the Sirens. So he prepared himself to do that.

That's the tale of every man.

You have to prepare your life before you welcome a woman in it. Because she is going to sing you sweet songs and if you are not securely tied to your mast you are going to dive and drown.
 

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This all started back in August. One of my horse racking friends met a woman who was his neighboor who was kinda cute and took a liking to him. This guy, while not rich, was definatliy not poor. He was in real estate and was damn good at his job. Hard working guy, if you told me he went on a 1k bender with coke and a hooker i wouldn't be surprised lol, but not something he did often. he worked hard and he played hard.

Anyway this girl introduces him to meth. That thre, like, i don't mean she did meth i mean she started trying to sell it to him lol. okay. flag 1,2,3 and 4 right there. run. then he meets her best friend, who is literally a prostitute. who also introduces him to pretty much every other drug you can think of besides heroin.

within 2 months he was taking bars to calm down then taking skate to stay up to work.


despite the fact that she believe it or not, was a RN lol, and a drug pusher, she managed to get evicted from her apartment for non payment so of course, she moves in with her. he's like me in the sense that i don't like a lto of **** going on at once. i like my piece and quite. now he's got random dudes coming over buying drugs, people shooting up in his house and **** like that **** is normal.



so by now i'm seirously worried. i used to go over udde's house and watch racing and **** now i am afraid who the **** is going to be over there. i'm like bro look. this ***** got to go lol. i odn't care how good the sex is. do you not realize that everyone around her doesn't have a job now lol? her best friend is a escort and she has 3 kids, and literally all three are in jail.


of course i don't understand she's just falling on hard times.
[

fast forward now... he's still somehow got his job, but he's spending way too much on drugs, he's getting caught up in all types of drama and has anexity, legit anexity to the point now that he has to take xanax because it's so much **** going on around him.


and today he calls me crying and **** because he found out (gasp) she's cheating on him. no **** ! a girl that sells meth, has an escort as a best friend and doesn't have a job is a cheater! color me shocked lol.


there comes a point.. when honestly you are just better off being single. there are worse things on earth then being single.


"The most important thing to me with a woman, probably even more so than how she looks is how much drama she ads to my life. i do not do drama whatsoever. i got too much **** to worry about. ewvery time you see this girl something is going on, someone robbed this person or this person talking **** about that person. There are problems you can fix and there are problems you can't fix. This is a very fixible problem. kick the ***** out lol
You should stay away because of your past. I've heard meth is way better than crack.
 

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I've tried meth. not really my thing. a person either likes crack or meth but rarely if ever both. two totally different types of highs.

man you could put an once of blow in front of me today and it would not effect me in the least bit lol.


dude was tellig me how she was tossing his salad and **** and i mean, she was putting it on him


i mean, i have met her and... i can see WHY he likes her. she's cute. she's actually very nice. she's a very traditioanl woman that other than the drugs and ****, this forum would love. she cooks, she goes grocery shopping for him, does his laundry all that **** and i mean she's smart enough to be an RN. she's not lazy and doesn't ask him for anything really.


I personally think she has a legit personality disorder. extremely scatterbrained. she can't function if there is not any drama around her.

She's the type of girl that i think if you moved her and put her on lexapro in 2 months her life would be pretty normal. but it's not lol
 

Just because a woman listens to you and acts interested in what you say doesn't mean she really is. She might just be acting polite, while silently wishing that the date would hurry up and end, or that you would go away... and never come back.

Quote taken from The SoSuave Guide to Women and Dating, which you can read for FREE.

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if i had to give one piece of advice to anyone, please for the love of god, never, ever EVER get involved with a woman who does any drugs harder than alcohol or weed.


it's not the woman retaliating i'm worried about. At the end of the day she's an RN and wont' do anything to get a felony on her record.

It's the dude that was supplying her **** that knows where he lives and posts up there now and rocks up dope in his kitchen lol that i dont' see how he's going to get out of. i don't see how he gets out of this situtation without some **** going down and i feel bad for him but i told him.

Where the fvck have you been lately? I thought you were boycotting the new sosuave.
a wife, 2 kids and a business bro lol.
 
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