Hello all,
I am just now waking up from spending the night in jail then the drunk tank.
Yes, it was fantastic. It really upped my street-cred.
Anyway, after the bars last night (one number close) my buddy and I went to a restaurant that is open 24 hours. I see a group of girls sitting by themselves so I go up to chat and just have fun with them.
Most of them were cool. Except one of them (the ugly one at that) decided she didn't like me. I was joking with my buddy in the table next to us and we were laughing.
I pick up a napkin to throw is at my buddy. I miss and it brushes one girl on the shoulder. HER FRIEND flips out. She starts to yell at me, and on and on.
They have security at this restaurant so the toy cop comes over and immediately takes the womans side and tells me I need to go right now or he is calling the cops.
Anyway, we sit and don't go anywhere. Hell, I just bought some food. So, i eat and get a to-go bag. We head outside to where I shoot the toy cop a "what in the hell are you doing" look.
We go outside to collect ourselves and figure out what the heck is happening. He comes out and I try and ask him what the big deal was. He then calls the real cops on me and they don't even ask me what is going on.
I am hanging out in the parking lot about to call a cab.
Immediately, they handcuff me and put me in the cop car.
I sit there for 30 minutes while AFC toy cop, laughs and goes to talk to the women that 'told on me.'
They search me, do a background check. Not so much as one speeding ticket.
So, to recap:
No one has been hurt.
No threats were made.
No crime as been committed.
No falling over in public.
So, they first take me to jail. Of course, they wait a few hours to do this. I am talking normally to them. Then we go to a drunk tank, whereupon I am conversing normally with the staff that checks me blood pressure. They think it's a bad mistake.
I am going to jail for 'tresspassing."
Ugh, what? I was in the parking lot about to call a cab!
Then a female, about 27 or so, comes in and is talking to me. I am trying to laugh at the ridiculousness of it all. She tells me that I think, that I think I am better than everyone and that is not the case.
I said, why are you judging me?
( I am above people in jail. Remember, I committed no crime.)
But, I was trying to find the humor in this crazy situation. What a super beatch! I was on good behavior. And trying to lighten up the situation.
Some people have a real chip on their shoulder. Check that. Some "Women" (I use that term loosely) have a real chip on their shoulder.
Anyway, after 5 hours of hanging out, they let me out.
They give me all my stuff. They tell me that I get NO CITATION. No court date, no anything.
So, because some woman is uptight I got to spend the night in jail for absolutely nothing.
What a stupid world we leave in.
I am just now waking up from spending the night in jail then the drunk tank.
Yes, it was fantastic. It really upped my street-cred.
Anyway, after the bars last night (one number close) my buddy and I went to a restaurant that is open 24 hours. I see a group of girls sitting by themselves so I go up to chat and just have fun with them.
Most of them were cool. Except one of them (the ugly one at that) decided she didn't like me. I was joking with my buddy in the table next to us and we were laughing.
I pick up a napkin to throw is at my buddy. I miss and it brushes one girl on the shoulder. HER FRIEND flips out. She starts to yell at me, and on and on.
They have security at this restaurant so the toy cop comes over and immediately takes the womans side and tells me I need to go right now or he is calling the cops.
Anyway, we sit and don't go anywhere. Hell, I just bought some food. So, i eat and get a to-go bag. We head outside to where I shoot the toy cop a "what in the hell are you doing" look.
We go outside to collect ourselves and figure out what the heck is happening. He comes out and I try and ask him what the big deal was. He then calls the real cops on me and they don't even ask me what is going on.
I am hanging out in the parking lot about to call a cab.
Immediately, they handcuff me and put me in the cop car.
I sit there for 30 minutes while AFC toy cop, laughs and goes to talk to the women that 'told on me.'
They search me, do a background check. Not so much as one speeding ticket.
So, to recap:
No one has been hurt.
No threats were made.
No crime as been committed.
No falling over in public.
So, they first take me to jail. Of course, they wait a few hours to do this. I am talking normally to them. Then we go to a drunk tank, whereupon I am conversing normally with the staff that checks me blood pressure. They think it's a bad mistake.
I am going to jail for 'tresspassing."
Ugh, what? I was in the parking lot about to call a cab!
Then a female, about 27 or so, comes in and is talking to me. I am trying to laugh at the ridiculousness of it all. She tells me that I think, that I think I am better than everyone and that is not the case.
I said, why are you judging me?
( I am above people in jail. Remember, I committed no crime.)
But, I was trying to find the humor in this crazy situation. What a super beatch! I was on good behavior. And trying to lighten up the situation.
Some people have a real chip on their shoulder. Check that. Some "Women" (I use that term loosely) have a real chip on their shoulder.
Anyway, after 5 hours of hanging out, they let me out.
They give me all my stuff. They tell me that I get NO CITATION. No court date, no anything.
So, because some woman is uptight I got to spend the night in jail for absolutely nothing.
What a stupid world we leave in.
