A Wise Old Tale

[Eyecandie4ya]

There was an old man who live in a country town in the south.

Every morning he walks to the small city and sits in front of this store just so that he wouldn't be home alone. He also brought his dog with him.

The old dog would sit in the same spot where lies a rusty nail. Once he sit down on it, the dog makes this horrible noise constantly like it was in pain.

People will walk by and ask the man what's wrong the dog and he will state that the dog is sitting on a nail and does it everytime they come to the city. After looking at the dog in pain, someone ask: "why don't you help your dog".

The old man replies: If he was in so much pain why do he continue to sit on it and just gripe about it. When he gets tired and can't take it anymore, then he will get up from it.

The end.


There are two types of people in the world: Doers and Complainers

Which one are you?


Peace.

 

[Saine]

It's a tale, not a tip.

http://www.sosuave.com/vBulletin/showthread.php?s=&threadid=41495

Been posted in there. Don't post again.

 

[Eyecandie4ya]

Originally posted by Saine
It's a tale, not a tip.

http://www.sosuave.com/vBulletin/showthread.php?s=&threadid=41495

Been posted in there. Don't post again.

SO!

I was the one who told the guy the story.

I chose to post it here so that others will see it just in case they didn't read that particular thread.

For others it's a tip so go look for someone else to start your bullsh*t with.

Some mentally unstable people just got to say something even when they know it is past stupidity!

 

[Saine]

Lol whatever. I don't see it helping me DJ in any way possible. Well later, got to go out and see someone.

 

[Eyecandie4ya]

Originally posted by Saine
Lol whatever. I don't see it helping me DJ in any way possible. Well later, got to go out and see someone.

Stuck on Stupid like a car in neutral.

Shift the gear to Drive and maybe then and only then, you will move forward.


Let this marinate for a little while.


Peace

 

[Smooth as Anything]

Sounds like the "man" was just an *******.

 

[UNOWHO]

That is the stupidest story I have ever heard.

Here is one from me.

There once was a guy who posted stupid stories
on SoSuave.com
His name was Eyecandie4ya because he
had an inferiority complex
His thoughts made no sense and was so dumb
That he never ended up having sex

- The End -

 

[Eyecandie4ya]

Originally posted by UNOWHO
That is the stupidest story I have ever heard.

Here is one from me.

There once was a guy who posted stupid stories
on SoSuave.com
His name was Eyecandie4ya because he
had an inferiority complex
His thoughts made no sense and was so dumb
That he never ended up having sex

- The End -

UNOCORNEY!

That's the best you can come up with, huh?

What is up with you beeshes. You just say stupid stuff so that you can get your "Master Don Juan" title under your name. If it's too hard for you to "comprehend" then ask for it to be broken down for you in Hook-on-phonics dialect, dipsh*t!

Lame muthphucka!

Go phuck your sister, beesh! That's why you're a retard b/c your ma & pa are brother & sister.

Sorry moderator, but he had it coming. I'm through.

 

[seloifter]

for a supposed "old tale" it's pretty crappily put together....

sounds more like an amateur kid trying to make a clever story with a moral than an old fable that has been passed down through the generations.....

 

[Saine]

Lol, I'm with seloifter and what I said.