"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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A Way To Get Laid

PigAdlemPimp

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Here is a story about a personal friend who used this strategy to get laid.

He disguised himself as a member of AA and other similar types of 12 Step fellowships.

After listening to many of the members shares, he created his own fake story.

He then sought out meetings in different Cities and towns to attend as a Guest Speaker.

He would speak for about an hour concerning his so called inspirational recovery from addiction.

At the conclusion of his speech several other members were called up to thank and praise him for his inspiration to the group.

Having been the focus of the meeting and more importantly being thanked and praised by the Leaders of the group, he was to be approached by the majority of those in attendence during the open chat and fellowship that took place in the meeting room after this.

As is the case in most types of environments in which large groups of people gather, their were many hot babes around.

This made it extremely easy for him to pick up one of the hot babes and fvck her.

After his fvck, he simplistically pulled a bottle of Jack Daniels out of his bag, dressed himself and left.

Its important to realize that it doesn't matter how you get to become the centre of attention within a large gathering of people, if you have it you'll find that the majority of the hot babes who are there will be magnetically drawn to you.

The other important factor here is that when those whom the hot babes perceive as being the Leaders within the environment are thanking and praising you, it has an extremely powerful effect.

Happy sarging and Happy fvcking, you hope,:up:
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Michele l'Arcangelo

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Wow. How inspirational! So I pretend to be someone I'm not and take it 10 steps too far... genius!

You're friend sounds like the scum of the earth.
 

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not really sure going from city to city scoping out alcoholics at various meetings is a good path to follow.

However, if U happen upon one (obvious reasons) yes chics are vulnerable at these meetings and are desperate for some sort of connection.

if U dont mind drama............than by all means go for it
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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I found it funny as hell. The base idea underlying it all is sound though and is essentially the driving force behind celebrity--be the center of attention and the one others look to for approval. It's the same reason bartenders and bouncers get a lot of booty.

How you go about doing so is up to you.
 
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