"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
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"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
mastacheef
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WHO GIVES A FLYING FVCK ABOUT MYSPACE COMMENTS! ALL THE PICTURES IN THE "CLUB" ARE JUST HIS ORANGE BOYFRIENDS THERE ARE NO GIRLS! IF I SEE THIS FVCKER IN A CLUB AND HE HAS GIRLS ALL AROUND HIM I WILL BEND OVER FOR YOU AFC BUT THAT IS NEVER GOING TO HAPPEN!AFC Savior said:you goddamn fools, there are dozens of girls posting on his pics some SERIOUS sexual comments - you can tell by reading those comments what hot girls like that think of him - dont ****ing sit there and tell me that when he goes to a club, he doesnt pull gorgeous girls
look at the way he brags......would a chump who never gets laid brag so badly???
NO
because we all know that chumps are quiet, gentle, proper creatures
sorry about the caps.. damn dog
comic_relief
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END THREAD RIGHT THERE.speakeasy said:
No need to go on any further.
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ducaro said:what are you a human being, or a battery powered screw driver?
just wanted to make sure you know the kinda life that i lead, im all about being a don juan over here
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
mastacheef
Don Juan
so lets see these girls of yoursAFC Savior said:
Hey if he gets some pvssy for acting like the way he is then all the best for him. However nothing is original about this poser, there are plenty of dudes walking around, acting like this clown to get more pvssy, to be more liked by their peers while ending up losing their identity.
That is why there are groups such as guido's, the jock's, the Rappers, the metrosexuals around because by ACTING like this and devouting their time and effort to BEING like this they probably get more ass but lose themselves in the process. When you become a DJ you actually devoute time to yourself and that is the hardest act to follow. There are no blue prints or copies of yourself around so its up to you to reshape your identity to the one you like most and be true to yourself in your own skin not someone elses. No one said being a DJ was fvcking easy but if you want the easy way out then go ahead and be those guys.
Who you are is worth much more then pvssy and if you can't get pvssy for being who you are then you are doing something wrong but you can work on it, instead of trying to be someone you are not.
When those guys reach the age of 25 and up they will realise what a joke they really were and they either mature and grow up or not.
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I totally agree with AFC Savior. This guy gets laid whether or not you think he's a poser or skinny or overly tanned, and if you don't think so you are clueless about the culture of that area and who he is.AFC Savior said:
If you've ever been to a club in that area you know the Italian guys who are getting all the hot chicks dress like that guy, tan like that guy, and use pounds of hair gel like that guy. (They are also know the wax their bodies as he said). They are known as guidos, and chicks eat that **** up in that area for some reason.
Stop posting **** about how he's posing because he's a product of the culture of that area just like the way you dress is probably strongly a product of the culture in your area.
Who is he? He's ****ing rich and famous and the son of mob bosses. He's on TV ffs. You don't think that alone gets him ****loads of tail? Come on.
(real name: Carmine Agnello Gotti, the show is called growing up Gotti.)
If you want to see how he acts look up the show on youtube.
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
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