"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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A Tale of Two Titties.

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Ok. Post about your favorite pair of tits you've ever sucked, fvcked, blown on or your dream pair you'd like a girl to have?

I love c cups with nice pink nips that get nice and ard when sucked. No boob jobs. (Though I wouldn't reject them.)

Oh and no hair on the nips etc. Bleeech!
(Had one ex who had a hair growing on one and told her to shave it. She must've missed. She didn't appreciate the comment..lol)
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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I had a mommy who nursed her baby before f**king me and her d-cups were nice and perky! I blew my load on them dark, sensitive nipples, and I titty f**ker her for the most part. I didn't forget to suck her tits either.
 

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Can't stand fake jugs.

Hair on the nipple is grounds for dismissal! Blech!

I love using a motor boat as my payment for a bet lost. They "hate" the focus, but if you have fun and make her the center of attention, as motor boats tend to do, on her own volition a.k.a. On her own terms a.k.a. Slut free feeling. Face full of boobs and a loosened up broad to boot... out of bed later lol
 

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nismo-4 said:
I had a mommy who nursed her baby before f**king me and her d-cups were nice and perky! I blew my load on them dark, sensitive nipples, and I titty f**ker her for the most part. I didn't forget to suck her tits either.
Dude, I'm not one to judge, usually...but that's downright repulsive. I sucked on tits that belonged to a lactating mother once and her nipples had a milky aftertaste. That s.hit made me wretch. Now you're talking about not getting just the milky taste, but also a BABY'S dried saliva?! You can't honestly tell me that turns you on.
 
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