"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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a stupid mistake

KneghtRyder

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i m about to get her number, i flip out a paper and theres a number on that side. Her EYES widen to that one spot hehe..so I smile and quickly flip it to the other side, but another number on that side too. so I end up hiding it from ehr and writing it on my hand

Girls like to be special and not though of being played.. so maybe she things I am not so much of a loser hope shes thinkin in that direction
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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ValleyDJing

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lol! Thats straight up pimp right there! I honestly don't think thats a mistake though. I love when a girl jacks my phone to put her number in and you can actually watch her eyes as she silently counts the number of females in my contact list. LMAO! Yes b.itch it is true. I'm a pimp.
 

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Lol!
 

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So you think this girl thinks you made her special by not writing her number next to another girl's number, and by remaining composed during all this sh1t?

Or do you think she will flake you out because she knows you're a pimp?


Nah, b1tches want a pimp. They'd fvck a pimp, and then a nice guy's car and house. The only think bad is that you didn't ask if that number was real, like double check, call her up right in front of her with *67, tell that's so you don't stalk me. She'd leak your balls now my man, now that she's nice and insecure.
 
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