A stripper i met gave me her digits ADVICE NEEDED!

[Shiskabob345]

Alright, hello everyone heres the deal. I am 16 years old and visiting my family in mexico here in merida mexico and i went to a bachelor's party type thing the other night and we went to a strip club. I passed as a 19 year old and got in (Mexico you only have to be 18 to get in to clubs) so fast forwarding to the part where I met this hot HOT short black haired chick with natural tits and a nice ass. When we met she looked at me and she immediately asked how old i was, and i said 19 automatically. she was like "your soo young aww" and i replied "is that a bad thing?" she then said when she see hot young guys she just wants to eat them up. Anyways we talked for a bit and instead of getting down to business i worked some game therefore she was not only sexually attracted but personally attracted too. Then she asked ME if she could taste my lips and she did and we made-out for a bit and then she showed me her tits and let me suck them and yadayadayada. She then touched my **** and said wow its big! and i said "born lucky i guess?" This girl was so hot and i decided to see if i could get her to sleep with me outside the club, i asked her if she wanted too and she said DEFINITELY, then she asked if i wanted her digits and i accepted. Later she told me she had to go dance and that shed be back later, i saw her dance and there was eye contact alot of flirting. she then came back and immediately kissed me and we started all over again. the officials then grabbed her when she came back from the bathroom, sent her to another guy. i grabbed a drink with my buds and then all the sudden she pops up and says "i missed you" and starts kissing me again. GUYS I KNOW THEY ARE PROFESSIONAL. i asked if i could see if her number was legit and it was. but then i saw a boy on the screen of her phone and it was her son!?! i didn't really care but i kinda feel akward about her having a son. but w/e? i then said goodbye and my buds and i paid and started walking out. THEN AGAIN she pops out and kisses me and says "night"

she told me to call her at 4 in the morning to see if we can meet up (to ****) cause thats when her shift ends, ive texted her but since im from miami maybe international texts don't work or shes sleeping? i don't know but this girl got me crazy and im dying to see her, but ADVICE GUYS???!!!????

 

[Igetit!]

OH PUULEASE,dude are you serious??? I find this hard,extremely hard to believe. Either you have an EXTREMELY high status (like a movie star/rock star),or you have a very active imagination. This sounds as nutty as that "I want to sleep with my friend's mom" thread in the high school forum. Of the two,I'm more inclined to believe the "friend's mom" thread.

Alright, hello everyone heres the deal. I am 16 years old and visiting my family in mexico here in merida mexico and i went to a bachelor's party type thing the other night and we went to a strip club. I passed as a 19 year old and got in (Mexico you only have to be 18 to get in to clubs) so fast forwarding to the part where I met this hot HOT short black haired chick with natural tits and a nice ass. When we met she looked at me and she immediately asked how old i was, and i said 19 automatically. she was like "your soo young aww" and i replied "is that a bad thing?" she then said when she see hot young guys she just wants to eat them up. Anyways we talked for a bit and instead of getting down to business i worked some game therefore she was not only sexually attracted but personally attracted too.

Everything seemed credible so far,however,I want to get to the part I enlarged and put in bold:You say you "worked some game" on her. Care to enlighten the rest of us? I'd love to see what kind of game a 16 year old has to make some chick who he's known all of 5 minutes make out with him,let him suck on her tits,and have her grab his crotch.

Then she asked ME if she could taste my lips and she did and we made-out for a bit and then she showed me her tits and let me suck them and yadayadayada. She then touched my **** and said wow its big! and i said "born lucky i guess?" This girl was so hot and i decided to see if i could get her to sleep with me outside the club, i asked her if she wanted too and she said DEFINITELY,

Dude,you'll have to forgive me if I make some errors in my typing. I'm holding my stomach from laughing so hard as I type this. If I didn't know better,this sounds like some bad dialogue from a porn movie....all except the asking for her number part,that is.

she told me to call her at 4 in the morning to see if we can meet up (to ****) cause thats when her shift ends, ive texted her but since im from miami maybe international texts don't work or shes sleeping? i don't know but this girl got me crazy and im dying to see her, but ADVICE GUYS???!!!????

She told you to call her at 4AM for sex. Ok,and how long had you known her at this point? So this girl just wants to get straight down to business. No talking,no hanging out,no getting comfortable with each other...none of that. Hmm. Well,I'll give you this kid:you tell one heck of a story. Oh snap,I almost forgot. You asked for advice concerining this girl. Umm...let's see...if what you're saying is true and you do sleep with this girl,be sure to go to the clinic IMMEDIATELY.

In fact if you can,take a doctor over there with you.

Crazy kids.

 

[TheWayOfAllFlesh]

its his first post

i call troll

 

[Kal0051]

umm, if this isn't a troll all I have to say is that she's a stripper. She acts that way to get return customers. I've heard of stripper kissing, giving bjs, and even ****ing all in order to get regular customers.

 

[Shiskabob345]

Hey guys, listen, and I say it
With
All truth, this
Is all
Legit info. Phatrabbit definitly understands and for that, thanks.
Mexican strip clubs let you touch the girls
And do whatever.

Igetit! Well, apparently you don't get it
Because you haven been to a
Mexican strip club before. And if you happen to be good looking or have a good personality of course it will happen, I even have photo proof. But anyways it's now 7:44 and I think I'll
Call her before her shift starts.

 

[picard]

BEWARE of strippers in Mexico. They lure young men to hotel to be rob. Don't trust strippers. Don't leave tourist designated area. you will be mug or murder.

I am serious about this. She is just manipulating you.

 

[SamePendo]

You have to add some a plus sign and some numbers in order for the message to get through.

 

[Shiskabob345]

it wont let me post the url???

 

[Shiskabob345]

im trying, how do you do it?

 

[Kal0051]

click the insert link button, put the url in there

 

[Shiskabob345]

http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d9/mikethehomedogg/mewithstripper.jpg

me and her

 

[darkstarrr]

nice! you're in love with a stripper. i can relate which you will see if you read my post about the chinese guurlfriend in the MM forum.

just remember that when they have a kid it is a whole nother ball game. they can be super easy [for you] and a lot of fun but just remember that this little fling is only going to go so far right?

enjoy. good luck!

 

[Igetit!]

http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d9/mikethehomedogg/mewithstripper.jpg

me and her

Wow dude,guess I was wrong. Sorry I doubted you.
Looks like you were telling the truth after all. However,I think that the way this girl behaved towards you didn't have as much to do with your "game" as you think it did. This girl wants something from you. What it is,I don't know.
It's one thing when a girl acts sexual after you've spent sometime generating attraction in her,but to go from "Hi,how are you" to her grabbing your d!ck in two minutes......no,something's up like Remotecontrol and Picard said.

You were telling the truth man,so props to you. BUT...be careful. Watch your back,wallet,and whatever other valuables you have. Even though you were honest about everything,that still doesn't negate the uniqueness of the situation.

Just use caution man.

 

[Dust 2 Dust]

BEWARE of strippers in Mexico. They lure young men to hotel to be rob. Don't trust strippers. Don't leave tourist designated area. you will be mug or murder.

Picard just gave you the best advice you're gonna get. In my opinion she probably saw a young naive guy (you look really young in that photo) that she can take advantage of.

She'll either demand sex for money when the 2 of you meet up or her boyfriend will be waiting to rob you when you arrive at the meet up point.

Do not agree to meet anywhere outside of tourist designated areas. I can't even begin to tell you all the stories I know of American tourists getting kidnapped robbed and murdered in Mexico. In Mexico criminals prey upon tourists and tourist areas where there are lots of other Americans are the only place you'll be safe.

 

[Paintballguy]

big red flag here. tread lightly my friend.

 

[horaholic]

umm, if this isn't a troll all I have to say is that she's a stripper. She acts that way to get return customers. I've heard of stripper kissing, giving bjs, and even ****ing all in order to get regular customers.

Sorry, but that is total bullshyt. UNLESS, MAYBE if they drop hundreds every time they come in, but they will NOT EVER go that far, just for a repeat customer. That chick might do that to several guys a night though, for all anyone knows.

Dudt 2 dust and picard may be absolutely right though. Or, maybe she's just a total hor, and you pressed her button for the night. BE CAREFUL though!

 

[j0n024]

...so what happened? haha I'm kinda interested in what went on.

 

[Alle_Gory]

...so what happened? haha I'm kinda interested in what went on.

Well its Mexico, and we haven't heard from him again...

 

[Kal0051]

hmm, was he kidnapped and had his organs harvested?

 

[SickAgain]

His liver was delicious.