A story with a moral

[Spoons]

Tonight I was driving home from a after-hours party, and I hit a rabbit. Killed it. Dead. The rabbit ran from the left of the road to the right and made it to the ditch on the other side, safe, from my killer speeding death trap they call a Grand Am (*I love my car, it’s only killer to small rodents, and a stupid bird that thought he was smarter then my windshield). A whole 15 seconds earlier and that small rodent would have been some kind of bad meat sauce… yeah… that bad! So I’m like “Cool, little furry brown bunny is safe for another day.” But then as my car is racing down the road, and the driver thinking happy thoughts, the rabbit lounges back into the road and in some kind of bad ass kung-fu magic fate of death with a 180 back flip move the rabbit gets squashed into the pavement of my front right wheel, Oh! But this rabbit had so much momentum that!... He hit the back left wheel too! Causing brain matter to get imbedded with the feet matter… messy! and very dead. The moral of this story is… don’t second guess yourself.

Hello, My name is “Spoons”, and I’m a RAFC.

 

[Obsidian]

rofl

Hi, Spoons

 

[yhgsvh74d]

you evil bastard LOL!

 

[danielzxc]

I hope YOU die a thousand deaths, mfer.

 

[djSlvt]

I'll give you a real life example of practicing this. When I say you, I mean me. When you run and you thinking I'll take this one longer route, but then your tired self gets over you and you decide ohh well, tomorrow. When this happens take that longer route, you do it several times in a row and next time your brain won't be racing between do it or not, if you think about it you'll do it. Things like that of course help in life, in general. Example would be apporaching a chick you just layed your eyes on.


Yea, I've hit some lame a55 manguss or whatever the hell it was, on my old crown vic. That thing exploded, and I think screamed before I hit it. It's bad for the car. It messed up my alignment. Thar car was a solid body on frame, I don't even want to think what will happen if I hit something on my stang.

 

[Sp1kez]

My ex gf *****ed me out for running over a snake once......she cried and everything, i was like WTF?

 

[Microphone Fiend]

anything else?

 

[ValleyDJing]

You had to be there.

No you didn't! I laughed my ass off! :crackup:

...And then I read Spikes and laughed even harder! She cried?! hahahahaha!