"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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A single bed.

mtlwlu

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I live away from home for school and have a single bed, sure it works fine and is comfy for one person, but taking girls back to a single bed isnt the best thing and I think most would be disappointed. Am I wrong to make this assumption?
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Teflon_Mcgee

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Yes, you are wrong. It doesn't matter.

If you can bang, cuddle, and sleep with a girl on the couch then you can on a single bed.
 

Hughman

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Get a 3/4 or queen size bed. More comfy for you when sleeping alone, and it looks cool as well - far more imposing on a room.
 

Smack

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Teflon_Mcgee said:
Yes, you are wrong. It doesn't matter.

If you can bang, cuddle, and sleep with a girl on the couch then you can on a single bed.
This. I'm at uni living in their accomodation and it's all single beds. Same at pretty much every other uni in this country. It doesn't make a difference. People still bang and sleep together fine.
 

Outsider

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It doesn't really matter what size bed you have, it only matter's how big her bed is.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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mothballs

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If she likes you it won't matter... however, sex on a queen is so much better. Though, it may raise questions if you get out of school and start living on your own and still have a double or twin bed.
 

Lil Game

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Believe me when I say it matters when you get out of school. A grown ass man needs to at least have a Queen. There was a time when I couldn't afford anything but a click-clack, brought a girl back, and it was so uncomfortable that we left my house and went to her house to fvck. At a certain point it does matter.
 
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