Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single

She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.

You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.

The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.

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A shot at love with tila tequila

Mr. Unique

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I started watching the marathons on mtv and it is pretty ****ing entertaining.

Does anyone else besides me watch this show? probably scripted but alot of the characters in that show crack me up.

I wouldn't touch most of those girls (except the virgin black girl), and some of them (brandi for example) seem like they carry alot of emotional baggage. Some of those guys need to raise their standards too, tequila is not all that. Also from looking at it, sleeping in a bed full of straight men and gay woman seems kinda trashy.

anyway Who do you guys think was the most DJ guy and girl on that show?
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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illslapyabfup

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from what i seen probably the guy who banged the light skin girl in the bed then got to still stay on the show lol
 

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No one on that show is DJ as they are all there qualifying themselves and being thoroughly exploited and humiliated for a lowlife B lister like Tila.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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The Sperminator

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What I don't get about these shows is how the **** do you say you love her when you don't even know her. They hardly get to talk to her and every now and then they might get a date with her. But some how they love her? You can't be ****ing serious. You don't even know the person. Now thats a major oneitis. They are just infatuated with her. They don't really love her. Anyways this show is bs. Tila has a bf and is straight. Yeah so what if she made out with girls lots of girls do. Not saying everything is scrpited bc I don't think it is but I'm just saying that Tila doesn't like girls and that she has a bf already.
 

ChrizZ

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It's all scripted and the people are all actors.

I don't see the big deal here.
 

X-ecution

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dumbest show on earth

tied with i love Newyork and the like

it's all just mindless entertainment, and is scripted, just like pro wrestling

anyways, from what i've seen. the most dj girl is that black sexy lesbian chick who walked out on like the first ep, because she wasn't about to put up with that ****.
 

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The Sperminator said:
What I don't get about these shows is how the **** do you say you love her when you don't even know her. They hardly get to talk to her and every now and then they might get a date with her. But some how they love her? You can't be ****ing serious. You don't even know the person. Now thats a major oneitis. They are just infatuated with her. They don't really love her. Anyways this show is bs. Tila has a bf and is straight. Yeah so what if she made out with girls lots of girls do. Not saying everything is scrpited bc I don't think it is but I'm just saying that Tila doesn't like girls and that she has a bf already.
She used to be a pornstar I'm pretty sure she is used to making out with girls for money.
 

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Did she end up choosing the dyke or the guy at the end?
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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