"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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A-Rod admits to steroids

If ur a weakling/suffering from low test/subsequent depression would u try a little?

  • **** no.

    Votes: 6 37.5%
  • Definitely, but only if my doc prescribed them.

    Votes: 4 25.0%
  • Definitely, as long as my doc verified the low levels.

    Votes: 2 12.5%
  • Definitely, whether my doc verified the low levels or not.

    Votes: 3 18.8%
  • It depends.

    Votes: 1 6.3%

  • Total voters
    16

darkstarrr

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Wise move considering the fate of those who have tried to deny it, right?

As a side note (I know its completely different being a sports star) if you were an AFC possibly depressed and suffering from low test levels: would you consider taking a tiny bit of the jibba? If so, hopefully you would be able to go see your doc and get checked out. ;)

http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?t=156150
 
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"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Smack

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Who's A-Rod?

And to the second bit: if you're naturally like that then even steroids won't help that much, or do much more than heavy eating and heavy lifting will do.
 

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Alex Rodriguez the baseball player.
 

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LOL he admit it. Dude he never came out and said he was sorry until he got caught. Do you think A-rod would have told anyone if this report didn't come out. I mean he is the same as barry bonds in my mind. The only question now that come in mind is how far did this steriods thing go back, you don't even know who accomplished anything drug free anymore. I'm from new york and we never really embraced A-rod as we do jeter and this doesn't help his cause either. The money they paid A-rod we probably could have gotten Albert pujols(in a few years) and manny in the same lineup. I wouldn't take roids though either it's just not for me.
 
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