"A real man..."

[alboh]

I haven't been on here in a couple of years, but I found this on myspace and thought it would make everyone on this site crack up...

From a myspace.com user comment:

A Real Man


1.) A real man doesn't kiss & tell.

2.) A real man notices your hair & nails.

3.) A real man calls you beautiful.. not hot, sexy, or fine as ****.

4.) A real man calls you on a daily basis no matter how busy or
tired he is.

5.) A real man looks past what he's heard about you or what his friends think of you.

6.) A real man wants to spend as much time as he can with you, & won't get sick of you.

7.) A real man doesn't care if you gave it up on the first, second, or third night.

8.) A real man comes over, just to watch a movie .

9.) A real man kisses you on the forehead just because.

10.) A real man doesn't tell you what he thinks you want to hear, he tells you what's real.

11.) A real man should be treated like one....

12.) a real man knows how to put ur ass to sleep

13.) a real man doesn't ask questionz when u say u need somthing... him, sex, or money

14.) a real man let's hoe's know he's gotta girl

15.) a real man doesn't play games!!!!!!!!!!!

16.) a real man doesn't try his girl to go hang with his ****ing home boyz when he hasnt seen his girl in a week n then calls her at 4 in the morning because he needs sum luv.

17.) a real man doesnt **** up the relationship and then call you at 3 in the morning talking about how he loves you

18.) a real man doesnt play you for his boys

19.) a real man doesnt tell his boys to watch his girl when hes not around. ( have some trust damn) (No **** that...yall gurlz do the same **** too lol im not sayin i wouldn't trust her im sayin i dont trust men around her )

20.) a real man doesn't claim he loves you and really doesnt

 

[Phoenix_of_the_ashes]

13.) a real man doesn't ask questionz when u say u need somthing... him, sex, or money

Thats my favorite

 

[KillaCam]

Wow, the anti-alpha male.

 

[seagull]

Sounds like something written by a chick.

 

[Gubby]

20.) a real man doesn't claim he loves you and really doesnt[/i]

SO TRUE!!

 

[MrS]

It is written by a chick.

If it's a guy, he's metro.
HELL NO!

 

[MuayThai]

12.) a real man knows how to put ur ass to sleep[/i]

What? With a fvcking choke hold? Yeah I would.

Lemme add one

21.) A REAL MAN, DON'T FVCKING NEED YOU TO DEFINE WHAT A MAN IS!!!:moon:

Thats the answer I give to girls who tell me "real man... this. real man... that"

What a load of selfish, unthoughtout, completely ignorant, childish bull****.:crazy: :crazy:

 

[donjuanjovi]

21.) A REAL MAN, DON'T FVCKING NEED YOU TO DEFINE WHAT A MAN IS!!!:moon:

I second that. The guy who wrote this needs to have his balls cut off unless it has already been done. I prey for all man kind that that was written by a female!

 

[penkitten]

it was written by a dumb chick who apparently doesnt know any real men according to her list of her vast man knowledge.
it is her opinion of what she would like a real man to be if she could ever stop crying over her latest oneitis.

 

[Giovanni Casanova]

A real man doesn't kiss & tell.

I am not going to tell you that I just kissed Penkitten.

A real man notices your hair & nails.

I prefer women with hair and nails.

A real man calls you beautiful.. not hot, sexy, or fine as ****.

Girl, you're beautiful... but not hot, sexy, or fine as ****.

A real man calls you on a daily basis no matter how busy or
tired he is.

Hey, girl, I just called to .....z z z z zzzzzzzzz....

A real man looks past what he's heard about you or what his friends think of you.

Hey, I've heard that you are one hell of a skank and all my friends think you lost a fight with the Ugly Truck, but as I real man I shall look past that.

A real man doesn't care if you gave it up on the first, second, or third night.

As long as you give it up.

A real man comes over, just to watch a movie.

Hey baby, I just came over to "watch a movie". Yes, I brought the K-Y.

A real man kisses you on the forehead just because.

... just because his lips ain't coming near any other part of your body.

A real man doesn't tell you what he thinks you want to hear, he tells you what's real.

I know this isn't what you want to hear, but you are industrial-grade ugly. For real.

a real man knows how to put ur ass to sleep

Like a dog?

a real man doesn't ask questionz when u say u need somthing... him, sex, or money

HER: I need you.
YOU: No questions here.

HER: I need sex.
YOU: No questions here.

HER: I need money.
YOU: What the f*ck do you need money for?

a real man let's hoe's know he's gotta girl

HO: Hey baby, let's have crazy sex.
REAL MAN: I have to let you know that I got a girl.
HO: So you don't want crazy sex?
REAL MAN: No, I do... I was just letting you know.

a real man doesn't play games!!!!!!!!!!!

Yeah, no Hungry Hungry Hippos for Real Men™. No Battleship, Yahtzee, Candy Land or Chinese Checkers, either.