"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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A Quick Notice - We are Unfair

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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I'm Charming

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wutangfinancial said:
A good 5% of dudes are involuntarily celibate, usually because of genetic factors, such as being abnormally short.

So your theory is crap.
*World's tiniest violin* :p

The average American male is only 1.3 inches taller than yourself, I cant get my head around what the problem is.

In terms of the actual topic itself, I cant see how self improvement is such a crime, sure, people might catch on eventually and the rules may change. Other people notice when so many people are gaining an advantage:- the casino's had cardcounting banned purely to stop smart people increasing the odds of themselves winning but for now, this is a fair game and If I'm increasing my odds of winning what I want, I feel no need to complain. :up:
 

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DonJuan11 said:
Wutang, if I can get laid with an 8/10 Asian girl at 5'6, you can get laid easy at 5'8.
Not with his attitude he can't.

@Wutang: Ask any girl whether she'd rather do an ugly dude with a beer belly who's 6'3 or an athletic guy who's 5'6. You get my point?? There's other ways to be attractive besides height.
 

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DonGorgon said:
The only thing that makes your looks not matter to very pretty young girls is plenty of money...
If that's true, then every pretty young girl in England must think I'm a billionnaire ;).

Edit: Seriously, money might matter, but a girl is a girl, and it doesn't take money or good looks to attract one...though both do help. Moreover, money doesn't actually create attraction, it just creates greed.
 
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