a question that has nothing to do with this forum

[Michele l'Arcangelo]

alright. im starving... last night i put a pizza box with pizza on top of the fridge last night... i went to bed.. i woke up and there was one "Pincher bug" or earwig bug... same thing...

im starving and i need something to eat! ahhh. So is the pizza safe to eat? do those bugs harm things? do they lay eggs, w/e, w/e?

of course ill microwave AND toast it to be safer also.

this is not a joke. im deadly serious.

 

[Bible_Belt]

You'll be fine. You could eat the bug itself and still be fine. The ancient hunter-gatherer homo sapien ate a lot of bugs.

 

[Le Parisien]

Watch out, the eggs might turn into thousands of little bugs and eat you from inside, alive...