A question about sperm

[strey]

ok, so i know its weird, but i had to tackle this subject. beware this post might get a little gross

so every girl i have been with says that i have a lot more ejaculate than every guy that they have been with before. anyway, a while back, my girl was giving me head. she swallows all the time. well one day she noticed in my *** that there was this thick, semi-hard clump of jizz. we didn't know what it was. it was kind of like a hard, small clot or something. she spits it out and actually saves it on the night table. the morning after, we examined it and it seemed to resemble a piece of dried grain or something of that consistency. this has happened many times before. so i have never gotten an honest opinion or doctors advice about this, nor have i ever had a sperm count test. has anyone had similar instances? is this normal? and no, im not diseased.

 

[I-tallionStallion]

I think i just barfed in my mouth

 

[KarmaSutra]

I think i just barfed in my mouth

Haha! Oh Christ, that was too fvcking hilarious!

Seriously it could be excess calcium or a clump of "hardwood".

Damn, brother, that IS nasty as hell.

 

[speakeasy]

Maybe you don't drink enough water if your jizz is coming out like that, dude. And a problem like that would have nothing to do with your sperm count or your balls. That problem would be coming from your prostate. I'd say, if nothing hurts and there's no blood, don't worry about it. Otherwise, the doctor's going to put his finger up your ass to find out. I'm not a doc, but you make me wonder if it's possible for some of the c*m to still be left over inside the penis, and to dry up and get hard, and then when you ejaculate the next time, it comes out. Just a theory, but like I said, I'm no doc. Maybe it would help to take a leak after sex to clear out the plumbing.

One more thing, how do you that hard whatever it was wasn't already in her mouth? I've eaten food, and still had a lump of something stuck in my teeth or between my gum and cheek hours later.

 

[ready123]

this reminds me of The Game, where 26 is talking about how after he jerks off the jizz hardens inside his c0ck and next time he nuts, a solid piece of jizz flies out and slams against the wall

 

[speakeasy]

this reminds me of The Game, where 26 is talking about how after he jerks off the jizz hardens inside his c0ck and next time he nuts, a solid piece of jizz flies out and slams against the wall

Yeah, I think I remember reading that. Naaaaasty! That could be solved by simply taking a leak after you bust.

 

[penkitten]

i think it was old jizz.
old jizz has a weird texture to it sometimes and can be clumpy.

what is old jizz?
every time something excites you, you make like 10000 little sperm (jizzes)
if it is not fully released, it stays there until it is fully released.

some old jizz smells a little funky.

if you want someone to "suck dry" then you may need to think about releasing the old stuff a little more often, the old fashioned way.

 

[SmoothTalker]

Uh, first, gross...

Second, that sounds like a kidney stone, but I don't see how it would be coming out there unless you were in the process of passing it and it just got stuck in your urethra?

I know being dehydrated will generally make it thicker, but I don't think I've ever had it where there were solid clumps...

Lol btw I'm surprised how well your girlfriend handles that without even knowing if you've got something..

 

[navyseal2101]

uugghhh i wish i never read this. she saved it to examine the next day thats classic.

 

[speakeasy]

Uh, first, gross...

Second, that sounds like a kidney stone, but I don't see how it would be coming out there unless you were in the process of passing it and it just got stuck in your urethra?

I know being dehydrated will generally make it thicker, but I don't think I've ever had it where there were solid clumps...

Lol btw I'm surprised how well your girlfriend handles that without even knowing if you've got something..

No way on earth it was a kidney stone, he'd know it. My dad is not the kind of guy that cries, but he was crying with his kidney stone, it's one of the most excrutiating pains known to man.

 

[penkitten]

i had a kidney stone last year.
it hurt like hell and it was too big to pass so the dr had to break it up with lithotrisy (cant spell )..
once it was broke up, the kidney stone pieces resembled sand granules.

i think what he described is totally different.

 

[penkitten]

No way on earth it was a kidney stone, he'd know it. My dad is not the kind of guy that cries, but he was crying with his kidney stone, it's one of the most excrutiating pains known to man.

my kidney stone was broken up for me to pass, however, the pain before that was so unbearable... it honestly was worse pain than childbirth. (half my children were born before the epidural meds could kick in. )

 

[KarmaSutra]

I think of chunky style potato salad whenever I see this thread . . .

 

[mastacheef]

for those who would like to jizz more, eat alot of celery, not just a few sticks but A LOT, and take a look at your jizz the next day. I read this in tommy lee's book, he was talking about how this is how peter north has massive amounts of jizz. also if you want to give your girl a tasty treat drink some pineapple juice, sweetens yo juice!

sorry for giving no medical backup articles on the science but it just works, and it doesn't hurt to try

I think of chunky style potato salad whenever I see this thread . . .

and thanks for saying this karma! i don't think i will ever eat potato salad ever again without thinking of hard jizz clumps!

 

[KarmaSutra]

I read this in tommy lee's book, he was talking about how this is how peter north has massive amounts of jizz.

Peter North is an anomaly because he has two vas deferens which give him the ability to fully glaze a woman's ( or guy's. He is bi-sexual you know) face.

and thanks for saying this karma! i don't think i will ever eat potato salad ever again without thinking of hard jizz clumps!

I could have said something about runny eggs and mayo . . .

 

[mastacheef]

Peter North is an anomaly because he has two vas deferens which give him the ability to fully glaze a woman's ( or guy's. He is bi-sexual you know) face.

point is the water glands or whatever you may call it in the celery somehow makes you jizz more than you normally would but it is true that PN eats alot of celery by the grocery bag full, and I am no PN fan anyways ha

I could have said something about runny eggs and mayo . . .

good thing i don't eat runny eggs and mayo on the same plate :box:

 

[joekerr31]

im sorry to be the one to have to tell you this but you are an alien. your grain-like jizz ball is actually normal for aliens.

obviously you were planted here among us to impregnate our women and repopulate the planet with hybrid offspring.

please collect your sperm and turn yourself in to the FBI. give them the sperm and tell them that you are an alien and you cuum in peace.