"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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A question about final exam for gettin a license card for car

BraddH

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So you come to a crossover and you have the "have to let others go first in the crossover sign"

You are turning right, obviously you have to let the walkers and bikers first and then cara from the right and cara from the left.

Then from your opposite direction comes a car that is turning left, so, to the same direction as your going. But he does not have the sign to let others go first. Will I let him go first or no?
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Every nation has different rules, you should be more specific...but most of all how did you manage to get 3 red square? did you have sex with the dog of the admin?
 

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Who Dares Win said:
Every nation has different rules, you should be more specific...but most of all how did you manage to get 3 red square? did you have sex with the dog of the admin?
Yeah, probably, unconscious. I prop ably fvcked real good too. Because I simply am amazed. I got a red ball for asking about a car!

Now I think I solved this problem. It goes somehow like this: whenever I have the rule to let others go first, my opposite direction has it too.
 
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