"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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A pregnant Rhianna for the Super Bowl show? The Cuck zeitgeist has completely taken over!

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my opinion: Now we have to watch a female performer at the biggest show of the year prance around pregnant. :down::mad: That said, I guess it's better than watching a tranny on the dance team. :rolleyes:

 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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my opinion: Now we have to watch a female performer at the biggest show of the year prance around pregnant. :down::mad: That said, I guess it's better than watching a tranny on the dance team. :rolleyes:

As if there weren't enough reasons already to turn off the idiot box.
 

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There was a time you could look forward to watch some young, hot, fertile, childless eye-candy on the show. No we have cougars, milfs, preggos, and general eye-brocolis. Coming up next: Trans "woman".
 

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NFL is suppose to be a man's sport. Way too much gay stuff propping up around it.
 

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There was a time you could look forward to watch some young, hot, fertile, childless eye-candy on the show. No we have cougars, milfs, preggos, and general eye-brocolis. Coming up next: Trans "woman".
Perhaps it will be a former-NFL-player tranny. :eek:
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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There was a time you could look forward to watch some young, hot, fertile, childless eye-candy on the show. No we have cougars, milfs, preggos, and general eye-brocolis. Coming up next: Trans "woman".
We can't be too far away from the big drag queen half time show.
 

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The NFL is woke and cucked.

The "End Racism" SJW type message in the end zone + pregnant Rihanna. This was the most woke and most cucked Super Bowl ever.

It was a Man's World back then.
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This was 1976. It's safe to say that most of these women were between 20-27 then, so that means they were born between 1949-1956. The ones that are still alive are between 66-74 today. Most likely had children since female childlessness was rare among Boomers. Many have grandchildren, though it's possible some of these women are mothers of childless Millennials.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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This was 1976. It's safe to say that most of these women were between 20-27 then, so that means they were born between 1949-1956. The ones that are still alive are between 66-74 today. Most likely had children since female childlessness was rare among Boomers. Many have grandchildren, though it's possible some of these women are mothers of childless Millennials.
LOL these girls are now old grannies even to ME!
 
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