"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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A picture of my d1ck.

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This was a test to see who is gay.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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War Against Betaism

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I'm disappointed, I thought you tried winning a woman over by showing her a picture of your d1ck and was going to vent about it in here.
 

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my apologies guys. Although a friend of mine did send a dic pic once.
 

romangod

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Conquer said:
This was a test to see who is gay.

My first guess was "you". :D


Cheers!
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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The real test to find out if someone is gay is if their d!ck taste like sh!t.
 

Conquer

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ketostix said:
The real test to find out if someone is gay is if their d!ck taste like sh!t.
haha
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Heartagram

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Dude... I know you saw my thread about being bi, but seriously... sending me a private message asking to tap that would've sufficed. No need for all the attention.
 

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Heartagram said:
Dude... I know you saw my thread about being bi, but seriously... sending me a private message asking to tap that would've sufficed. No need for all the attention.
Who are you talking about? I didn't send you anything, I hope your joking
 

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unfortunately some people didn't find this funny and I got negative rep. : (
 

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What a big letdown.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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lol, aren't we forgetting the classic:-

"did you see that program last night, 'gaylords say no'?" :D
 
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