"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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A picture of my d1ck.

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This was a test to see who is gay.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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War Against Betaism

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I'm disappointed, I thought you tried winning a woman over by showing her a picture of your d1ck and was going to vent about it in here.
 

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my apologies guys. Although a friend of mine did send a dic pic once.
 

romangod

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Conquer said:
This was a test to see who is gay.

My first guess was "you". :D


Cheers!
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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The real test to find out if someone is gay is if their d!ck taste like sh!t.
 

Conquer

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ketostix said:
The real test to find out if someone is gay is if their d!ck taste like sh!t.
haha
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Heartagram

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Dude... I know you saw my thread about being bi, but seriously... sending me a private message asking to tap that would've sufficed. No need for all the attention.
 

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Heartagram said:
Dude... I know you saw my thread about being bi, but seriously... sending me a private message asking to tap that would've sufficed. No need for all the attention.
Who are you talking about? I didn't send you anything, I hope your joking
 

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unfortunately some people didn't find this funny and I got negative rep. : (
 

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What a big letdown.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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lol, aren't we forgetting the classic:-

"did you see that program last night, 'gaylords say no'?" :D
 
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